Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/2/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Vingegaard at the Tour de France, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about COVID on a cruise ship, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Democratic Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more
Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law
New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more
Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit
Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more
President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran
Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Chuck Schumer
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Senator Mitch McConnell and Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Extremely Stable Genius vs Low IQ Individual
The president, he of “extremely stable genius” status, calls former VP a “low IQ individual” and doesn’t get why that might be a bad move. One thing you … Read more
Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden
His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more
