How Do We Improve Global Maritime Security?
Tehran can spike world energy costs, rattle financial markets and get global headlines by threatening maritime security. Once again Iran’s robed dictators are launching attacks on oil tankers … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/8/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued
The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more
President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran
Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Iran Towards War for a Diversion
Seeking a diversion from impeachment headlines, Trump puts US in peril yet again! Tax cuts for the rich followed by acts of war give me an uneasy feeling … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/28/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Ukrainegate, Last Con-Temptation of Trump?
Ukrainegate explained in aphorisms. WikiLeaks… and so does the White House! Idiots and morons always do cover-oops. What do I think the White House should do about all … Read more
Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
Iran’s Trump Cartoon Contest
I thought these people weren’t supposed to have a sense of humor! Introducing Iran‘s Trump Cartoon Contest. According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to … Read more
Trump’s Bone-Spurs ‘Miraculously Disappear’ After Faith Healer’s ‘Laying-on-of- Hands’ Exorcism
Stunned podiatrists declare president’s feet to be entirely bone-spur free after ‘Toe Jam’ religious invocation. WASHINGTON DC – President’s Trump’s heels have been declared to be “entirely bone-spur … Read more
