Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Iran
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
How Do We Improve Global Maritime Security?
Tehran can spike world energy costs, rattle financial markets and get global headlines by threatening maritime security. Once again Iran’s robed dictators are launching attacks on oil tankers … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/8/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued
The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more
President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran
Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Iran Towards War for a Diversion
Seeking a diversion from impeachment headlines, Trump puts US in peril yet again! Tax cuts for the rich followed by acts of war give me an uneasy feeling … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/28/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Ukrainegate, Last Con-Temptation of Trump?
Ukrainegate explained in aphorisms. WikiLeaks… and so does the White House! Idiots and morons always do cover-oops. What do I think the White House should do about all … Read more
