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Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!

By Marilyn Sands, August 25, 2023

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Melania and Barron Enjoy a Quiet Dinner at Mar-a-Lago

By Lesley Leben, July 4, 2023July 3, 2023

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Lesley Leben

Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

By Marilyn Sands, March 25, 2023March 25, 2023

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Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’

By Steve Schneider, January 18, 2023November 15, 2023

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Steve Schneider

Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

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Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’ - January 18, 2023
Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him - January 17, 2023
Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops - January 11, 2023

Breaking news: George Santos was arrested today in Brazil, where he was hiding out after fleeing investigations in the U.S. Interpol officers detained a fleeing Congressman in Brazil, … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup Catch You!

By Ralph Lombard, January 22, 2021November 23, 2022

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued

By Ted Holland, July 4, 2020

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Ted Holland

Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.