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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package

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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more

Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding

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Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more

Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts

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Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin. ANNOUNCER RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN Live from under a rock in your backyard, it  Jerry Duncanova … Read more

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

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Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’

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NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more

Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered

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Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

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Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly

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Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more

Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’

Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more

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