Trump’s New War
Get ready, America — here we go… to war! This kind of war is an affront to the values that most of us hold dear, and this war is truly nasty and evil: A war … Read moreTrump’s New War
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Thermonuclear Chicken
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken
Will You Enlist in Trump’s War?
Trump might have dodged military service in his youth, but he is pondering a real shooting war now. Doggonit, Donald Trump missed the opportunity to become a General Patton-style military commander and glorious war hero … Read moreWill You Enlist in Trump’s War?
Movie Review: “The Zookeeper’s Wife”
“The Zookeeper’s Wife” – a film review by Gary Chew Three of the most powerful movies I can conjure up for the moment are Sophie’s Choice, Schindler’s List and The Pianist. Together, they took a … Read moreMovie Review: “The Zookeeper’s Wife”
Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — Speaking directly from the right-hand of God, … Read moreChurchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
Movie Review: “Eye in the Sky”
“Eye in the Sky” ā a film review by Gary Chew We’ve seen a million or more police procedurals in movies and on television; they began well before TV’s Joe Friday was around keeping Los … Read moreMovie Review: “Eye in the Sky”
Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,ā says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL ā Interviewed last night via GoogleSeanceā¢ satellite, former German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler said passionately that … Read moreInspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
Satan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
āISIS is even lower than Hitler and Stalinā says Beelzebub, in unprecedented move HADES ā The Satanic Council announced today that a new and unimaginably horrific Tenth Level of Hell has been opened up for … Read moreSatan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, actually saw real live combat while covering … Read moreBill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat
Movie Review: “Fury”
“Fury” ā a Film Review by Gary Chew Following the thought processes of the principal characters in the new Brad Pitt film, “Fury,” might offer a semblance of reason as to why such barbaric acts … Read moreMovie Review: “Fury”