The State of the Union Aftermath

Will Durst

We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a normal speech the other day, during which … Read moreThe State of the Union Aftermath

Thermonuclear Chicken

Will Durst

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken

Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — Speaking directly from the right-hand of God, … Read moreChurchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,” says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL – Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance™ satellite, former German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler said passionately that … Read moreInspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion