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“It is time for this war in Afghanistan to end,” says a general. But what is the Trump war policy? War is hell. We’ve learned that over and over from the hundreds of thousands of … Read moreHow Far-Out Is Trump’s War Policy?
Get ready, America — here we go… to war! This kind of war is an affront to the values that most of us hold dear, and this war is truly nasty and evil: A war … Read moreTrump’s New War
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken
Trump might have dodged military service in his youth, but he is pondering a real shooting war now. Doggonit, Donald Trump missed the opportunity to become a General Patton-style military commander and glorious war hero … Read moreWill You Enlist in Trump’s War?
“The Zookeeper’s Wife” – a film review by Gary Chew Three of the most powerful movies I can conjure up for the moment are Sophie’s Choice, Schindler’s List and The Pianist. Together, they took a … Read moreMovie Review: “The Zookeeper’s Wife”
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — Speaking directly from the right-hand of God, … Read moreChurchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
“Eye in the Sky” – a film review by Gary Chew We’ve seen a million or more police procedurals in movies and on television; they began well before TV’s Joe Friday was around keeping Los … Read moreMovie Review: “Eye in the Sky”
“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,” says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL – Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance™ satellite, former German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler said passionately that … Read moreInspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
‘ISIS is even lower than Hitler and Stalin’ says Beelzebub, in unprecedented move HADES – The Satanic Council announced today that a new and unimaginably horrific Tenth Level of Hell has been opened up for … Read moreSatan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, actually saw real live combat while covering … Read moreBill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat