Thermonuclear Chicken

Will Durst

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the … Read moreThermonuclear Chicken

Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — Speaking directly from the right-hand of God, … Read moreChurchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,” says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL – Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance™ satellite, former German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler said passionately that … Read moreInspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat

Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat

“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, actually saw real live combat while covering … Read moreBill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat

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