Memorable Jests in History
By Michael Perlman Trump said he was “joking” about ending the Ukraine war quickly. Here are some other memorable jests throughout history. When President Donald Trump was reminded … Read more
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Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
You CAN Take It With You! Thinking Inside the Box
Thinking inside the box: Dark Comedy is what you’re hereafter! ‘Being of sound mind – I spent all my money!’ Well, that takes care of my Last Will … Read more
Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more
Throwing the Book at Trump, or What You’ll Find in his Presidential Library!
Throwing the book at Trump: His own mini-reviews of books that may fill the shelf in Donald’s Presidential Library! While Merrick Garland is throwing the book at Trump, … Read more
Two Cheesy Lab Mice Ponder Apres Covid Status and Go to the Movies – Pt. 5!
Two well-probed Lab Mice in a Apres Covid study go to the movies while waiting for the other piece of cheese to drop! #5 (next to last): Apres … Read more
Exclusive: New Girlfriend Slugs William Shatner and He Sees Stars!
After being the oldest person to fly into space and survive, actor William Shatner gets knocked out of bed! The morning after William Shatner takes an amazing sub-orbital … Read more
Donald Who? Help Me Exorcise Old Trump Quotes from My Head!
At wits end, I’m finally ridding myself of Trump’s Daily Word Salad, including all the Old Trump Quotes! Frankly, after writing 5 years worth of Trump satire…I need … Read more
