This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

‘Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?’ The Gates’ Mating Call for New Suitors!

‘Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?’ The Gates’ Mating Call for New Suitors!
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Who Wants to Be a Billionaire? Listen in as Bill & Melinda Gates Split Heirs. At home with Bill & Melinda Gates…#1 BILL I guess it’s time to … Read more

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job… as a Pickpocket!

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job… as a Pickpocket!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

At 6 feet apart – with this gig, it’s Slim Pickins! An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic. With Covid – it’s murder out … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Between Ghosts and Dreams

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Between Ghosts and Dreams
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Ghosts live in the past, dreams live in the future, and we live in between. The real trick of life is finding the time before it runs away. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump: A Real “Whoretime” President

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump: A Real “Whoretime” President
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

The president often exhibits temper rally insanity. You tell lies to utilize… corruption! A flawed fraud offends God. Too many leaders have throne their souls away. Don’t be … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more

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