After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan!
Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, but hides his bruising day in court from her.
MELANIA
So, how was your day?
DONALD
You know that money I told you not to give me?
MELANIA
You didn’t go back to playing craps again, did you?
DONALD
It’s not a bad vice – I don’t drink, you know. I’m just a little short.
MELANIA
What do you need – $300, 400? Let me get my purse.
DONALD
How about a quick trip to the Cayman Islands?
MELANIA
You mean the wet money?
DONALD
No, it’s clean, very clean!
MELANIA
You mean, it’s just me going?
DONALD
It wouldn’t look good if I suddenly got a tan!
DONALD
Have you been good about not watching TV, reading or talking to anyone since I left office?
MELANIA
Yes, but the cook has the weirdest stories – it’s good I don’t understand Urdo! You hired her didn’t you?
DONALD
Yes, I let her slip thru the cracks.
MELANIA
I swear she’s trying to warn me about something!
DONALD
No. They’re all high strung & frankly a little wacko! You’re eating well, that’s all that matters.
MELANIA
So when do I leave – April, May?
DONALD
Could you get your coat – I’ll drive you.
MELANIA
Let me go tell the Cook…
DONALD
I’ll take care of her – I know a guy.
MELANIA
No, she gets mad if we cancel – she’ll quit.
DONALD
I’ll eat both portions!
I’m telling you – she wants to go back to her country where everybody eats Flanken!
MELANIA
What’s Flanken?
DONALD
I don’t know either, but Marilyn Sands wants to go to bed & Comics say K’s are always funny!
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