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Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your Kids…
Spent a fortune getting to Mars.
No trees, shrubs, or water- no place to vacation- looks like a dusty red-hot nightmare- what humans are turning earth into.
Is it practical to travel that far- for this little?
Earth biome NEEDS help NOW.
Every bar of gold stacked in Fort Knox- isn’t worth our forests and fresh air.
Bamboo is a fast-growing renewable resource- yet the timber industry chain saws and clear cuts anything growing bark, where does this LEAF us?
Greta Thunberg’s CONCERNS are 20/20 vision…she knows what the petroleum industry has planned for everyone- a death march to Mars.
Oil industry has brainwashed American into thinking solar energy couldn’t boil water- mindless industry experts decided… (cartel) profits require nuclear reactors, oil wells and coal.
Consumers DESERVE sustainable solar and wind power as a renewable energy source.
Taxpayers SHOULDN’T subsidize coal mining in 2021.
Citizens WOULD have high-speed transit- if not for big oil, auto and tire companies, perpetually shooting us in both feet.
We are Running out of time and money- humans run smarter -onboard 300 MPH electric trains, not stuck in traffic.
Average citizens never demanded three thousand types of unrecyclable plastic … or a 9 mile per gallon guzzling anything.
John Crapper’s toilet was fine for 1880, … unsustainable, wasteful -this century.
We flush our most valuable resource right down the drain- fresh water.
Mars doesn’t have a single ocean front view… no bubbling brooks, open windows, or a single flower…never did, never will.
Signed: Glenn Jones
A New ‘Stop The Squeal’ Movement Has Started Up
A new ‘Stop The Squeal’ movement has started up.
This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme right wing flavor that insist that the 2020 was stolen. It is now time to end this right-winged fit of whining.
The election was lost, fair and square by all accounts except for a handful of individuals who also believe that Elvis is still alive and that the moon is made of green cheese. Add to that the even more extreme people (if they are still within the definition of being ‘people’, that is) who fervently complain that the Jews were never persecuted in WWII or that the moon landings never took place or that the Mets never really won the 1969 World Series.
They endless braying about Donald Jerk Trump being the true winner are getting as tedious as Amelia Earhart sighting in the South Pacific. HE LOST!!!!! GET OVER IT!! If you insist on going on with this charade you could say by the same logic that Trump stole the election away from Hillary who had the majority of the popular vote. Yes, it is the same thing! Except that she was gracious enough to concede. Trump doesn’t even know what being gracious is; although he would probably forthrightly say that he is the most gracious person who ever lived. The Electoral College gave Trump the Presidency. There was a lot of complaints about this rising from the left, but, as you can see, Trump still got the throne. The Democrats bemoaned it, but they leg go eventually and did not resort to other tactics like having temper tantrums, starting profitable Stop The Steal fund-drives, complaining unendingly about the unfairness of it and making a martyr of the last man on earth one should consider a poor sacrificial thing to an evil force when he himself is an evil force.
We here at Stop The Squeal are dedicated to putting an end to the ceaseless lunacy surrounding the end result of the 2020 elections once and for all. We have a number of solutions to that end. One would be fitting anti-masker Marjorie Taylor Greene with a full face iron mask that would be welded on the same way as happened to the prisoner in the Alexandre Dumas novel The Man in The Iron Mask. Then there would be the hosing down of any Stop The Steal rallies with ice cold water that might shock the recipients back into some form of sanity. Another would be banning Herr Trump to his Mar-A-Lago mansion without any Internet privileges.
Other options include secretly attaching a hidden micro camera onto the clothes or body of fanatic ‘stealers’ that would relay to the world just how pathetic and minimal their every day lives were when they are not in the public eye. By the same means mini sensors that can detect erratic brain waves from the individual could be tied into a network system to let viewers monitor just when they are having one of their psychotic episodes.
If these methods prove unsuccessful, more extreme methods might have to be employed. We have already been in contact with a Jewish space laser firm about possible annihilations.
Signed: Georg Scharmmann
GARTH BROOKS sings mattgaetz
I’ve got FELONS in LOW places, where dark money flows- and Qanon chases- liberals away- It’s insurrection day!
TOASTING Gaetz… (doped champagne) … credit card charges- FRAUD campaign.
MAGA Wheels up, Bahama flights- pubescent girls, stoned unconscious nights.
OOPS- another felony- slips away.
Legal counsel says -I’ll be A- OK…
predator of fresh-faced minors-Jeffery Epstein and I troll Baptist tent revivals-
Promise em anything- -pay by the hour.
In some suburb- Kicked to a CURB.
MINOR ABUSE (provided FREE) … criminal punkass- Southern hos-pit-ality-
Matt’s a FAKE nobody -on FOX TV.
Never mind his disgraceful mission…
Kevin McCarthy says all’s forgiven-
(Meanwhile)… cruising any all-girl school-
…Gaetz LURKS -(a creepy worm salesman TOOL).
“Passed out- drugged on jello shots”!
What a coincidence! – I just got laid! -my…. WINGMAN PAID-
DUI Drunk STOMPING -favorite holes-
happy hour fishin…brung ma WEANER pole.
Honeymoon OVER, swampy denial – Hubby’s fake ID’s- congratulations Mr. newlywed sleaze.
“Hey Tucker Carlson… bedded ME another ill-gotten Minor… remember we wined and dined her?
Nothing sacred left… just smoke n ash, thanks to
Bill Barr’s AG BBQ… burning white trashes.
Drunken Congressional orgy YOUR HONOR – SO bill me later … Hell KIN pay.
TONGUE TIED, Broke- send more bail…
Roger Stones calling collect… from jail.
Fire branded LARD BUCKETS stain Honey Boo-Boos Sunday’s best-
Niceville’s Florida-hypocrite- junkie-won’t confess-
Misfit, UNFIT- Florida’s … entitled FLUNKIES.
Dawn til dusk… LIE, CHEAT, STEAL- TREASONOUS Trump monkeys.
Panhandle Republicans preach “social graces”-
closer you look…
it’s just empty spaces.
Signed: Glenn Jones
SEPT 18 SLOP the McSTEAL
Afghanistan WAR PROPHETS!
Before “WE” got involved- pentagon spokesmen (BULLFROGS) always had a lot to say… Now…silence. (CRICKETS).
Neoconservatives CROAKERS insisted WE have American “boots on the ground” because from that day on…nation building was a gold-plated gravy train for mercenaries looting our treasury.
All that “war college brass” (CROAKING Day and night) -then… behold -an IDIOTIC DISASTER called Afghanistan.
BANKROLLING a twenty long year grift- (bombing) Saint Elsewhere.
The pentagon waged war on our own brave soldiers- A TOTAL VICTORY of FAILURE!
A nonstop VEGAS payday for defense contractors like Boeing, Lockheed, Grumman, Raytheon and all the rest…THEY cashed in – WE lost.
THEY-“Executed” (precisely planned)- neoconservative hype- violently, endlessly, unapologetically.
Overpriced Weapons, vehicles, helicopters, bullets, missiles and OUR body bags-
American soldiers killed and wounded for what? …So, taxpayers get bilked for everything -and Afghanistan got crushed.
For bucks spent in Afghanistan, WE could have gifted every Afghan an airconditioned brick house, new pick-up truck and health care for life… (more than anyone in rural America currently has)-
No wonder there are so many pissed off veterans- -living homeless- going crazy.
Who stole OUR money? swindled US? Does Government accounting have actual numbers or was that also just pissed away?
Fox News and CNN –(nearly) identical in reporting a mission failure- (all Americans “US” are suddenly at fault -“never THEM”), Networks neglecting to mention… “THEM” who PROFITED -BIGTIME.
Either “THEM” (Corporate War Lords) are criminally negligent or (pathetically) stupid… but this once- THEM can’t be both.
Signed: Glenn Jones
My Swiss bank account
I’ve been biting manicured nails lately, worried about where to hide my massive wealth.
Like Trump’s family- We never paid taxes.
Rest assured-old Chap… Neutral Switzerland will do business with anyone- filthy or rich.
Think about this for a minute- SWISS were the “GO TO BANKING” (country of choice) for every top Nazis during WWII- even HITLER himself!
How is it this tempting, strategic country (in the middle of Europe) dodged all those bullets and bombs?
Chocolate or fondue DIDN’T make Swiss invisible, (Heavens no)- German war criminals simply never contemplated bombing their own banks or looted booty.
Escaping RICH to South America (after losing) meant Nazis were still winning!
Without Switzerland- they would be just poor seasick fascists, slinking away aboard secret U-boats.
Apparently, schools don’t teach kids anything- like how Swiss Industrialists- eagerly underwrote most of the Nazi war efforts.
Fact is-German militants were nearly bankrupt while destroying Poland.
Swiss banks rejoiced over stolen gold- chiseled out of Jewish teeth… all magically… transformed into precious bullion ingots.
Industrious Swiss elves- manufactured precision instruments, weapons and navigational devices during the entire war for the Third Reich.
BUSINESS was BOOMING for Adolph! Wounderbombeincashyeigh!
Oh, well- no sense dwelling in the past (or now), since… nothing really changes.
How many “minutes” would WWII have lasted… if the Allies simply bombed Zurich instead of Berlin? – Banks closed comrade!
That’s all just conjecture, (a fiction too hard to imagine dear fellow)- Afterall- bombings, and taxation ARE reserved for … little VOLK.
Signed: Glenn Jones
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