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Trump or Hemingway?

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Trump or Hemingway?
Kristopher Wood
Kristopher Wood
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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Quiz: Who do these quotes belong to, Trump or Hemingway? (Answers below.) 1. I DON’T do it for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever … Read more Trump or Hemingway?

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Donald Trump

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Donald Trump
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Donald Trump

Who Really Took Trump’s MoCA Test?

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Who Really Took Trump’s MoCA Test?
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Turns out, the President didn’t actually take the MoCA test he brags so much about – a surrogate was needed. Hey, I’m Joe Shapiro, and not only did … Read more Who Really Took Trump’s MoCA Test?

Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments

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Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/20
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/20

Crime in the Suites

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Why would your average politico, elected with corporate campaign dollars, hound his corporate sponsors for “crime in the suites”? There’s a “crime in the suites” wave underway in … Read more Crime in the Suites

Forgotten States Demand Their Campaign Ad Share

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Forgotten States Demand Their Campaign Ad Share
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Swing states are seen as the key to victory and the rest get the shaft on campaign ad spending. Now they have their say. More and more, U. … Read more Forgotten States Demand Their Campaign Ad Share

Arabella’s Dictionary: The Letter P

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Arabella’s Dictionary: The Letter P
Andrea Bock
Andrea Bock
Andrea Bock is a piano teacher and a former hospice caregiver who lives in a lovely suburb in Ohio. She has a passion for cats, plants and stargazing.
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A thoroughly modern, if irreverent, dictionary for your edification. In this edition: The Letter P. Paligem (pal-i-jem): Busdriver who chants beatnik poetry under the lampposts of deserted streets … Read more Arabella’s Dictionary: The Letter P

More News That’s Unfit to Print

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More News That’s Unfit to Print
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more More News That’s Unfit to Print

What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10

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What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
Marilyn Sands
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I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President. Watching the … Read more What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10

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