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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam
Dean Kaner

Dean Kaner

Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpsters Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: F.U. King Anus!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: F.U. King Anus!
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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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You Midas well call him “King Anus” since everything he touches turns to shit! No doubt about it, we’re now living in the Trump error. The Justice Department’s … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: F.U. King Anus!

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie
Dean Kaner

Dean Kaner

Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Democratic presidential candidates you know on a first name basis: Joe, Pete and Bernie. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe, Pete and Bernie

Trump’s Valentine Tweets

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Trump’s Valentine Tweets
David Martin

David Martin

Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Health Care for People… or for Corporate Profits?

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower

Jim Hightower

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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The decades-long struggle to ensure decent health care as a human right is up against greed’s eternal struggle for ever-higher corporate profits. When grassroots groups rise up against … Read more Health Care for People… or for Corporate Profits?

Ripping the Headlines Today 2/11/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today 2/11/20
Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more Ripping the Headlines Today 2/11/20

Other States on Iowa’s Crazy Caucuses

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Other States on Iowa’s Crazy Caucuses
David Martin

David Martin

Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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In the wake of the Iowa crazy caucuses vote count debacle, a number of other states have spoken out about the “first in the nation” disaster. New Hampshire … Read more Other States on Iowa’s Crazy Caucuses

Top 10 Despots in History

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Top 10 Despots in History
Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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A non-scientific listing of the Top 10 Despots in history – the musings of a burnt-out Satirical Comedy Writer! In order of — MOST DANGEROUS Top 10 Despots! … Read more Top 10 Despots in History

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Republican sheep heard shear madness! A  GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb

The Academy Awards Goes to Washington

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The Academy Awards Goes to Washington
Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
Marilyn Sands

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Walk the Red, White & Blue Carpet with me as we watch them give out the 2020 Academy Awards — where everyone goes home with something! And the … Read more The Academy Awards Goes to Washington

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