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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Reverend Al Sharpton & President Donald Trump

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Reverend Al Sharpton & President Donald Trump
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Reverend Al Sharpton and President Donald J. Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Reverend Al Sharpton & President Donald Trump

The Militarization of ‘Officer Friendly’

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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With their shiny recycled military hardware, police chiefs now commonly send out ‘Officer Friendly’ squads brandishing heavy arms and garbed in riot gear for peaceful situations. From 1776 … Read more The Militarization of ‘Officer Friendly’

Giving Donald Trump His Props: Top Ten

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Giving Donald Trump His Props: Top Ten
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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For 3 1/2 years we watched in indignation & ire – so it’s time to give Donald Trump his props! IKE had his medals, FDR had his cigarette … Read more Giving Donald Trump His Props: Top Ten

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/20
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/20

Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary

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Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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An exclusive look at the president’s pandemic diary shows that he knows who’s really to blame. Dear Diary, It’s just wrong that people are blaming me for the … Read more Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Can’t Breathe, They Can’t Grieve

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Can’t Breathe, They Can’t Grieve
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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We can’t tolerate intolerance. The police suspects their victims. Don’t stand for taking this lying down! The Trump curse only makes things worse. Hardliners are always the biggest … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Can’t Breathe, They Can’t Grieve

The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 68-71

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The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 68-71
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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The Jerry Duncan Show, the Play: It’s NYC run may have been cut short due to the coronavirus, but you can read it all right here! Scene 6 … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 68-71

The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 62-67

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The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 62-67
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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The Jerry Duncan Show, the Play: It’s NYC run may have been cut short due to the coronavirus, but you can read it all right here! Scene 5 … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Play, Pages 62-67

DNC Election Plan: Heard Inside a Bunker Beneath a D.C. Pizza Parlor

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DNC Election Plan: Heard Inside a Bunker Beneath a D.C. Pizza Parlor
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Exclusive Report! This once-secret conversation was transcribed from a smuggled recording, and seems to reveal the DNC election plan. By Michael Dane TOM PEREZ: Alright, people — I’ll get … Read more DNC Election Plan: Heard Inside a Bunker Beneath a D.C. Pizza Parlor

What’s Behind a Mask?

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more What’s Behind a Mask?

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