Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/20

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his Aunt Gina Tortellini. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

How to Deal with a Pandemic

How to Deal with a Pandemic
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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To calm your jangled nerves, here are some reassuring things to look forward to once the pandemic finally begins to fade away. The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak … Read more How to Deal with a Pandemic

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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As usual, the elephant in the room makes doo. Republicans and Trump: Of Mice and Menace. Conservatives serve cons. Trump: America’s #1 bulltwitter. You can have your say, … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room

Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail

Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail

The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!

The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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The cooped-up American people have spoken & Mitch McConnell has responded! Listen in as he and his cohorts plan a Trump overthrow! When our Savior, Dr. Anthony Fauci … Read more The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!

My Pandemic Crystal Ball

My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more My Pandemic Crystal Ball

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/20

Who’s the Fittest of Them All?

Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
John C. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more Who’s the Fittest of Them All?

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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[Our number] one disaster leads to another. If Trump wasn’t so stupid, he’d realize how stupid he is. Every horse’s ass believes he’s a stable genius because of … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal

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