Things to Do While Waiting for the 2026 Midterms, Without Going Blind!
We can’t just sit it out & wait for Elon Musk to get Trump by his short hairs in the 2026 midterms – here’s my Top 10 Suggestions! … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Canada turns 158, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
I Was There When JFK Appeared on ‘The Lead with Jake Tapper’
Exclusive! The day JFK walked onto the set of “The Lead with Jake Tapper” – an eyewitness account. By Peter Merkl Suddenly, JFK was standing there on the … Read more
Bezos and Other Billionaires Defecating on Florida Town
Yes, there are actually billionaires defecating on the commoners in Florida. Don’t let it be said that the superrich care only about themselves, always taking from society and … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Cartoon Legend Betty Boop
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews cartoon legend Betty Boop. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Abraham Lincoln: Islamist Infil-Traitor?
Analysis: The Civil War, Shariah Law and Abraham Lincoln, Islamist Infil-Traitor. The torrents of blood expended in America’s Civil War are exceeded only by the cascades of ink … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
