This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/17/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/17/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Democratic Strategist James Carville and Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Democratic Strategist James Carville and Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as his Instagram page!
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews James Carville and Rudy Giuliani. After reading this exclusive interview with James Carville and Rudy Giuliani, be sure to check … Read more

Trump’s Anti-Labor Department

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National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Trump has been the Anti-Labor President, all the while bombastically asserting at rallies that he’s the workers’ champion. In building glittery enclaves like Trump Tower, luxury resorts and … Read more

Listen In: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer Discuss Whether Trump Will Self-Pardon

Listen In: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer Discuss Whether Trump Will Self-Pardon
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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Exclusive! We’ve obtained this very interesting transcript of a discussion among top Dems about the possibility of a ‘self-pardon’ by Trump. NANCY PELOSI So, do you think he’s … Read more

The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend

The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/20

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/20
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

Lame Duck a L’Orange Recipe

Lame Duck a L’Orange Recipe
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
Marilyn Sands

A 4-year search for the most requested recipe for flipping this bird is now revealed for your satirical pleasure: LAME DUCK a L’ORANGE 1 LAME DUCK Suggested Stuffing … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alaskan Truck Driver Melissa Pickle

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alaskan Truck Driver Melissa Pickle
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as his Instagram page!
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Alaskan truck driver Melissa Pickle. (Watch The Jerry Duncan Show YouTube series here.) ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in … Read more

RBG Asks Heaven to Wait

RBG Asks Heaven to Wait
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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The Notorious RBG Appeals to a Courtroom in Heaven Ruth Bader Ginsberg (RBG) stands at a podium facing nine justices known as The Supreme Court of the Universal … Read more

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