Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
Democrats
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility
“Harris has nothing to keep her humble,” says Governor Sanders, “unlike me, with a face like Mrs. Potato Head.” Addressing the student body at Central High School in … Read more
Kamala Harris Unveils ‘Kamalanomics’ Platform
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
A Flock of Rich Plutocratic Democrats Want Lina Khan’s Head. Why?
The FTC is now headed by Lina Khan, a tenacious opponent of anti-consumer, anti-worker mergers. You can see the conflict that sets up. We’ve recently learned about Project … Read more
Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
Democrats Exhume Abraham Lincoln to Replace Biden as Nominee
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court
Lil Tommy is the first baby nominated to the Supreme Court, a “security blanket” for liberals on the bench. With sensitive man-baby Clarence Thomas planning to leave the … Read more
Hey, Democrats: Find the Party’s Future in its Populist Past
Wall Street and the two-party duopoly conspired to crush a democratic reformation in its populist past. A farmer friend of mine once bemoaned the fact that the Democrat … Read more
Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more
Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
