Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears

Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears

Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running out of stock. The premature closing came … Read moreLaughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears

President Obama: Zero Hero

Will Durst

Barrack Obama has seen better days The perfect time to address disappointment is go to never and wait. Most of us would rather speak of inadvertent bowel movements in public. Especially when the person you’re … Read morePresident Obama: Zero Hero

UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name

UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name

Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term ‘United’ from their name, due to the … Read moreUN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name

Obama’s Inaugural Address: Progressive and Presidential

Obama’s Inaugural Address: Progressive and Presidential

President channels FDR in his inaugural address Skies were overcast, and the temperature was a chilly 40 degrees in Washington on Monday when President Barack Obama took the oath of office and began his inaugural … Read moreObama’s Inaugural Address: Progressive and Presidential

Who’s Behind ‘Fix the Debt’?

Jim Hightower

Look out, the ‘fixers’ are coming to ‘fix the debt’ Top corporate chieftains and Wall Street gamblers want to tell Washington how to fix our national debt, so they’ve created a front group called “Fix … Read moreWho’s Behind ‘Fix the Debt’?

Lost Journal: Greater Binghamton Means Greater Neighbors

Tim Mollen

Journal entry:  February 1, 2007 (age 37) Before returning to Binghamton in 2002, I lived in the Washington, D.C. area for 9 years.  The bumper-to-bumper traffic, the mild weather, and the impersonal nature of big-city … Read moreLost Journal: Greater Binghamton Means Greater Neighbors

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