‘Doin’ The Boebert Vap-O-Rub’: Exhibitionists’ Night Out!

‘Doin’ The Boebert Vap-O-Rub’: Exhibitionists’ Night Out!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Denver’s Musical “Beetlejuice” got exhibitionists like Congresswoman Lauren Boebert to do more than tapping their toes! This is no ‘puff piece,’ but Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert & her … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/21

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/21
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to From the vaccine rollout to Bernie Madoff, the news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies

Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts … Read more

Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears

Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more

Pot Dispensary Sells Dragon-Shaped Cheese Puffs as “Stoner Food”

Pot Dispensary Sells Dragon-Shaped Cheese Puffs as “Stoner Food”
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more

Wisconsiners Warm Up to the Wild West for Weinie Winters

rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Anyone who has spent any time in Colorado or any western ski resort areas has noticed the high density of Wisconsiners living there (to avoid any violent misunderstandings … Read more

Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas

Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more

Fun With The News: Pot Legalization & More

Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
Argus Hamilton

The news, as one twisted mind sees it In the news, McDonald’s announced a huge increase in sales in November after its first-ever drop in October. There are … Read more

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