Denver’s Musical “Beetlejuice” got exhibitionists like Congresswoman Lauren Boebert to do more than tapping their toes!
This is no ‘puff piece,’ but Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert & her date (the exhibitionists) made a scene in a family-friendly audience in Denver. She was seen & heard hootin’ & hollerin’ & smokin’ & strokin’ & caught on security cameras!
And that was just signing bills at the Capitol! haha
At first, she not only denied smoking in the theater – but didn’t have a clue that ‘vaping’ would have side effects like:
AMNESIA – She forgot she was smoking a second ago, that she had a prestigious job in Washington & a Bra!
FONDLING – Go figure – turns out ‘Death, Cemeteries & Fun House Sets’ make her horny!
SING-A-LONGS – WTF! ‘Who let the Dogs out’?
PETTING – See ‘Sing-a-Longs’!
DRESS DISHEVELMENT – Give me a break! That dress was unhooked before the Orchestra played the Overture!
STUPIDITY – ‘Dating a Democrat & letting him ruin my chances to get re-elected’! (by 5 votes again) haha
‘HICKEY HEAVEN’ – She said, ‘What can I say, Dems always leave a mark’!
LYING – ‘No, I was just wiping the popcorn off his zipper’!
PUSHING HER WEIGHT AROUND – When she was strong-armed out, she roared, “Do you know who I am”?
She really said that! Me – only at the Deli Counter!
And, MORNING-AFTER-BREATH APOLOGIES – ‘You’ll see, I can be serene! Next time I’ll go to the theater with Marjorie Taylor Greene’!
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