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With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript… DONALD TRUMP I love … Read moreThe Trump Family Intervention
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope January 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: January 2019
Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say, ‘Game is on’! For the longest time, I’ve been watching … Read moreMe vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with former members of the classic rock band … Read moreDonald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
“Eve of Impeachment,” a parody of “Eve of Destruction” by P. F. Sloan Democracy it is explodin’ The house of cards, it is implodin’ Our President, he is a traitor He laughs at us, and … Read moreEve of Impeachment: A Song Parody
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
Screenplay for a new HBO series that’s bound to be a big hit: “The Trumpanos” Logline: “Orange Daddy” Trumpano’s crime family fight their way to the top of organized crime by taking down the Republicano … Read moreThe Trumpanos: A New HBO Series
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope December 2018, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: December, 2018
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.” MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18