The Trump Family Intervention

The Trump Family Intervention

With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript… DONALD TRUMP I love … Read moreThe Trump Family Intervention

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say,  ‘Game is on’! For the longest time, I’ve been watching … Read moreMe vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

“There’s plenty of  snow in Finland,” Trump explained,  “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.”  MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18