Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly possible that racist idiot Donald Trump could … Read more

Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a press conference that “under no circumstances whatever … Read more