Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in some businesses not only in the United … Read moreTrump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly possible that racist idiot Donald Trump could … Read moreMexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election

Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a press conference that “under no circumstances whatever … Read moreJustin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada

Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy

Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy

Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not Ms. Grande’s first licking offense, and I … Read moreAriana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy

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