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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/2/18
Are Canadians simply a product of someone’s over-inventive fantasy? Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red … Read moreDo Canadians Really Exist?
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in some businesses not only in the United … Read moreTrump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly possible that racist idiot Donald Trump could … Read moreMexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a press conference that “under no circumstances whatever … Read moreJustin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
The hard-hitting website you’ve been looking for: Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon … Read moreConspiracy Theories #4: Enough to Write a Book About
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not Ms. Grande’s first licking offense, and I … Read moreAriana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy