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Dear America, Recently, the Supreme Court issued a decision on a case involving former president Donald Trump that basically gives any president total immunity from criminal prosecution for … Read more
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Sam Alito is so ugly that he can’t even see his ugliness. Yes, Sam Alito is so ugly that he can’t even see his ugliness. I don’t mean … Read more
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
Alito’s neighbors suggest that Mrs. Alito flew a flag for the KKK and is an active, dues-paying member to this day. Photographic evidence reveals that Associate Justice of … Read more
