Frequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition

Will Durst

Everyone’s got questions about Trump’s nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. The answers are all here, in “Frequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition.” Enjoy! Q. What’s the skinny on the nomination of … Read moreFrequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice Anthony Kennedy, said today that he has … Read moreBrett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17

Huge White Voter Turnout Myth vs Actual Lack of Dem Vote

Huge White Voter Turnout Myth vs Actual Lack of Dem Vote

The myth of a huge white voter turnout has been debunked. The real story is the lack of Democratic voters. Obama had far more. Okay, check this out. I saw this on CBS, with Don … Read moreHuge White Voter Turnout Myth vs Actual Lack of Dem Vote

You Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

You Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

If you won’t support Bernie Sanders now, you never really got him in the first place. Bernie Sanders is, and has always been, a true progressive. He’s ALSO a very practical and smart political strategist, … Read moreYou Say the Practical Bernie Sanders Let You Down? You Let the Movement Down.

Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election

Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election

‘That’s how a businessman runs a country – he makes a buck or three,’ asserted GOP nominee Donald Trump. ‘Besides, I’ve invested hundreds of my own dollars, and need to recoup them.’ NYC – Donald … Read moreTrump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/13/16

Where Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?

Jim Hightower

The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party pontificators have drawn their political creed. Tea-infused … Read moreWhere Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?

Scalia’s Ghost Apologizes after Meeting with Founding Fathers

Scalia’s Ghost Apologizes after Meeting with Founding Fathers

Spooky former Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia admitted from Purgatory that his ‘Originalist’ theories were just ‘arglebargle, applesauce and jiggery-pokery.’ PURGATORY – Demands by the Heritage Foundation that late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia be … Read moreScalia’s Ghost Apologizes after Meeting with Founding Fathers

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