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Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Jackass’ star Steve-O’s breast implants, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
To prove that they govern themselves, the Supreme Court Justices issued what might best be described as a “Code of Misconduct.” A new “Code of Conduct and Best … Read more
