This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more

BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh

BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more

Plant-Based Beer and Bug Burgers: It’s What’s for Dinner

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Larry Kudlow, Fox News television personality and pretend economist who plays one on TV, complains about “plant-based beer.” Big Meat did a collective knee jerk this spring when … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Big Bird, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team

Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more

Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets

Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more

Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos

Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Bezos has set radically new roles for Fox News headliners since his surprise takeover of the network. In a hurriedly called press conference, Jeff Bezos has announced that … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping  to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more

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