Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of … Read moreTrump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

A hotel telemarketer catches ‘Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth’ in another weak moment. After a special appearance on Sean Hannity’s Cable TV Show, Rudy Giuliani & his wife enjoy a quiet evening at home when the telephone rings. … Read moreOn Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/13/17

“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his … Read more“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a report from the Congressional Budget Office estimating … Read moreThe Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in the Feds “if Chicago doesn’t fix the … Read more‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a presidential debate between Republican Donald Trump and … Read moreFox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15

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