"World's Funniest News Source"
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Robert Downey Jr.’s Oscar, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews fake journalist Tucker Carlson. PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN (Russian accent) From under rock, America enemy and my comrade Tucker Carlson. JERRY … Read more
Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
