Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was … Read moreGarden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered in the hills above Judea, Israel, shows … Read moreNew Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Famed lawgiver called ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ by Trump NYC — Donald Trump says that his famous inability to cite a single Bible verse forced him recently “to … Read moreDonald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s authority,” despite a rebuke from the Supreme … Read moreKentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

How Well We Know the Bible, or Noah of Ark, as Vaguely Remembered by a Typical American

How Well We Know the Bible, or Noah of Ark, as Vaguely Remembered by a Typical American

How Well We Know the Bible: Noah of Ark “We’ve come across people who thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife, that Sodom and Gomorrah were married.” — Mark Burnett, producer, “The Bible,” quoted in … Read moreHow Well We Know the Bible, or Noah of Ark, as Vaguely Remembered by a Typical American

New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion and universal gravitation. Einstein recalibrated Newtonian physics … Read moreNew Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton

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