Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library

Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library

The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more

Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found

Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found

The updated Ten Commandments found were used in Trump’s Bible. This reporter recently interviewed the publisher who printed Trump’s Bible. He revealed that the Ten Commandments found were … Read more

Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’

Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’

As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more

Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales

Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales

Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more

Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten

Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more

Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson

Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson

Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more

A Chat About the Antichrist

A Chat About the Antichrist

Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more

A Popular Shrink

A Popular Shrink

Jesus is a very popular shrink, and doesn’t have a life outside that practice, said my drinking buddy, his Father. During one of our drinking sessions, I asked … Read more

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