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Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten

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Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more

Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson

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Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more

A Chat About the Antichrist

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A Chat About the Antichrist
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more

A Popular Shrink

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A Popular Shrink
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Jesus is a very popular shrink, and doesn’t have a life outside that practice, said my drinking buddy, his Father. During one of our drinking sessions, I asked … Read more

Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’

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Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more

Meeting Mary Magdalene

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Meeting Mary Magdalene
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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My drinking buddy, God, and I were walking through a low-rent district in Brooklyn when he introduced me to Mary Magdalene. God and I happened to be walking … Read more

Plagues, Etc.

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Plagues, Etc.
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more

Meeting with a Priest

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Meeting with a Priest
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Walking in Manhattan with my friend God, we had a chance meeting with a priest, who asked for forgiveness. As it happens, I wasn’t the only person in … Read more

Angel Food

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Angel Food
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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As my new drinking buddy, God, and I were having our nightcaps, he told me a tale that gives “angel food” a whole new meaning. An attractive woman … Read more

Father and Son

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Father and Son
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more

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