Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
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Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales
Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more
Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more
A Chat About the Antichrist
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
A Popular Shrink
Jesus is a very popular shrink, and doesn’t have a life outside that practice, said my drinking buddy, his Father. During one of our drinking sessions, I asked … Read more
Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Meeting Mary Magdalene
My drinking buddy, God, and I were walking through a low-rent district in Brooklyn when he introduced me to Mary Magdalene. God and I happened to be walking … Read more
Plagues, Etc.
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
