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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
The story of how Theodore Seuss Geisel created a celebrated advertising campaign for the “Flit” in the 1930s. Oh yeah, and then became Dr. Seuss. “Flit.” That simple … Read more
“What a Grinch” (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) Nearly everyone in America liked Democracy a lot.But Trump, who once lived in a tower, did not.Trump hated it and … Read more
Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more
Not every “doctor” knows what they’re talking about, especially if their COVID-19 medical advice is to treat it just like the flu. In this new COVID-19 era, it’s … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
Journal entry: January 23, 1987 (age 17) Earlier tonight, the talent show at Seton Catholic Central High School was filled with singing, dancing, and, in the case of … Read more
‘They do not like you, Barack Obama, on a train, a plane or a llama’ – Jon Stewart, in one of the great segments on The Daily Show … Read more
