Elon Musk Calls for the Prosecution of Anthony Fauci
Elon Musk took to Twitter to call for the prosecution of Anthony Fauci, endorsing a convoluted, right-wing conspiracy theory. Over the weekend, Elon Musk took to his Twitter … Read more
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Neuroses of a Homebound Traveler
Trying to get a handle on the many odd neuroses and anxieties that may pop up when traveling post-pandemic. As we slowly emerge from COVID-quarantine, it’s time for … Read more
How to Ward Off Monkeypox and Avoid Another Pandemic
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Variant Classes Added at Covid House of Dance
Variant classes have been introduced to help customers at the Covid House of Dance to cope with the ever-changing virus. For over two years you’ve been dancing around … Read more
Today’s Huckleberry
A modern Huckleberry Finn on experts and the corona virus. My name’s Johnny Jasper Wilkins Smith. Most people stop at Johnny, which is fine by me, cause it … Read more
An Era to Threaten Our Sense of Humor
They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. But how do we keep a sense of humor in an era of tragedy plus tragedy plus tragedy? I have … Read more
With ‘Pee Cure’ Trending, Amazon Does About Face: Selling Van Drivers’ Urine as New Covid Cure
Bezos’ company is now providing van drivers with at-cost water bottles, encouraging them to “piss away for extra pay!” and selling their pee as new Covid cure. SEATTLE … Read more
Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
Who or What Is/Was Omicron?
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondents from across the universe weigh in on what exactly Omicron is. This past week the word-birthers at the World Health … Read more
A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more
