Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15

New “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes

New “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes

Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t know what to do with himself after … Read moreNew “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes

Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way

Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way

Eschewing the traditional hijab, Michelle Obama covers head with Seahawks helmet instead. Displaying the ‘just whistle and we’ll come running’ solidarity with Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama cut short his 48 hour visit to India … Read moreMichelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way

World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes

World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes

No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of stupefied nations led by Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, … Read moreWorld Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. The headlines and news don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15

Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While

Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While

Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about a proposal to restructure the … Read moreCleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While

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