Nearer My Dust to Thee: Space Debris
The solution to the space debris problem is common sense, as presented here. CNN reports that outer space is now so crowded with space debris from satellites, orbital … Read more
Dennis Rohatyn
Orange is the News Blackout: Halloween Greetings
People in positions of authority suggest Halloween greetings for Trick or Treaters. With Halloween around the corner, it’s important for people who are in positions of authority to … Read more
The Hedged Bet and the Fox News
Trump’s hedged bet can’t be beat. President Trump made history the other day, even while treating his bout with COVID as a thing of the past. Scoffing at … Read more
Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
The Social Preamble
Last night I went to a gender reveal party for senior citizens like myself. Unfortunately, there were no fireworks; just hundreds of burnt-out candles. My old friend Angela … Read more
The Business of America is Monkey Business
America’s monkey business is swinging. It’s the end of an era, but it could be the start of something big. KFC has just announced that because of the … Read more
A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
The Truth Shall Make You Flee
In the Trump administration, honesty is the worst policy. The media are just so unfair to President Trump, it’s not even funny. On June 22, he tweeted that … Read more
The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer
President Trump said that there were “five big questions” on the infamous cognitive test he took that he says maybe no one else could answer. Our undercover operative … Read more
The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
The Art of the Squeal What? Quid quo pro? What don’t you know? We’ve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a big bid. Don’t … Read more
