The Mistake, aka The Drake
The Drake is for sale – the iconic hotel, on the iconic Miracle Mile, is as iconic as deep dish pizza! So the Drake Hotel is up for … Read more
Dennis Rohatyn
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Genesis: Or, A Horse of a Different Dolor
Not to beat a dead horse, this is a story of fallen giants. By an odd coincidence, two of the world’s great geneticists died yesterday. One, Richard Lewontin, … Read more
Stop the Spiel
What if “Did Not Vote” Had Run in 2016 and 2020? Trump’s crazy spiel and that of his mindless followers are not even as outlandish as this! No … Read more
Battling Bad Books: Aiding Dr Seuss
Aiding Dr Seuss in his posthumous hour of need by attempting a new children’s book in his inimitable style. After an incredibly long run as America’s premier author … Read more
No End Zone in Sight for Ohio GOP Rep, a Former NFL Player
Rep. Gonzalez will have no end zone celebration, as he is being blitzed by Republicans for daring to vote for impeachment. Pity poor Anthony Gonzalez. Congressman Gonzalez, who … Read more
Nearer My Dust to Thee: Space Debris
The solution to the space debris problem is common sense, as presented here. CNN reports that outer space is now so crowded with space debris from satellites, orbital … Read more
Orange is the News Blackout: Halloween Greetings
People in positions of authority suggest Halloween greetings for Trick or Treaters. With Halloween around the corner, it’s important for people who are in positions of authority to … Read more
The Hedged Bet and the Fox News
Trump’s hedged bet can’t be beat. President Trump made history the other day, even while treating his bout with COVID as a thing of the past. Scoffing at … Read more
Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
The Social Preamble
Last night I went to a gender reveal party for senior citizens like myself. Unfortunately, there were no fireworks; just hundreds of burnt-out candles. My old friend Angela … Read more
