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Neuroses of a Homebound Traveler

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Neuroses of a Homebound Traveler
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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Trying to get a handle on the many odd neuroses and anxieties that may pop up when traveling post-pandemic. As we slowly emerge from COVID-quarantine, it’s time for … Read more

Frontline Doctors Founder Denied “Freedom Drugs” in Federal Prison

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Frontline Doctors Founder Denied “Freedom Drugs” in Federal Prison
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Federal prison authorities stymie founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors.” Federal prison authorities won’t let the founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors” fill her “freedom prescriptions” to treat Covid-19, the … Read more

A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports

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A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more

Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks

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Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more

Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air

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Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke:  “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

Nostalgic for 2019

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Nostalgic for 2019
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Are you, too, nostalgic for the good old days – like 2019? Despite my advancing years, I’ve never much cared for those nostalgia e-mails celebrating the 1950s. As … Read more

More News That’s Unfit to Print

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More News That’s Unfit to Print
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more

What’s Behind a Mask?

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more

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