Neuroses of a Homebound Traveler
Trying to get a handle on the many odd neuroses and anxieties that may pop up when traveling post-pandemic. As we slowly emerge from COVID-quarantine, it’s time for … Read more
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Frontline Doctors Founder Denied “Freedom Drugs” in Federal Prison
Federal prison authorities stymie founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors.” Federal prison authorities won’t let the founder of “America’s Frontline Doctors” fill her “freedom prescriptions” to treat Covid-19, the … Read more
A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more
Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air
Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke: “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more
Nostalgic for 2019
Are you, too, nostalgic for the good old days – like 2019? Despite my advancing years, I’ve never much cared for those nostalgia e-mails celebrating the 1950s. As … Read more
More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
What’s Behind a Mask?
Big corporations rushed out like thieves behind a mask to exploit the crisis. For future historians and artists who’ll chronicle today’s health and economic crisis, one humble item … Read more
