"World's Funniest News Source"
“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was … Read more
“He’s our best chance in millennia to make the world a living hell. And a lot hotter too!” – Mephistopheles, in interview at Devil’s Kingdom studios. HADES – The current head of the Satanic Council … Read more
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by wisps of sulfur and members of the … Read more
‘The GOP will win in 2016 but lose its political soul for all Eternity,’ the Evil One predicted, shortly after striking a new Faustian bargain with Republican leadership. HADES – In an unprecedented interview, the … Read more
Satanic Council defiantly embraces Ted Cruz: ‘The miserable son of a bitch is a natural for us!’ says Lucifer. HADES – The Satanic Council today “totally rejected” claims by the “Satanist religious cult” that Lucifer … Read more
Support groups for devils and demons provided Because Satan is known for his fire-breathing reaction to the failure of any of his minions sent to drag a soul back to hell with them, it is … Read more