Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
Satan joins the anti-abortion movement, causing a major conflict for religious believers. An anonymous source has leaked information to this reporter of a major crisis among several leaders … Read more
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
Anti-vaxxers and Q-Anon have finally completely lost it, and unwittingly pledged allegiance to Satan. Anti-vaxxers, the towering intellectual heavyweights of the Pro Virus Execution Mob and Q-Anon have … Read more
It feels as hot as Hell again this summer, which got me wondering what is going on in the actual place. (Inspired by Dante) As a result of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
Exclusive: Republican memorandum by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell defending his devil worshiping. MEMORANDUM TO: The Senate Republican Conference FROM: The Honorable Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader RE: … Read more
“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical … Read more