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“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was … Read moreGarden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man
“He’s our best chance in millennia to make the world a living hell. And a lot hotter too!” – Mephistopheles, in interview at Devil’s Kingdom studios. HADES – The current head of the Satanic Council … Read moreDevil Recruits Trump for President of Satanic Council
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by wisps of sulfur and members of the … Read moreMephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
‘The GOP will win in 2016 but lose its political soul for all Eternity,’ the Evil One predicted, shortly after striking a new Faustian bargain with Republican leadership. HADES – In an unprecedented interview, the … Read moreDevil Announces ‘New Faustian Bargain’ with Republican Party
Satanic Council defiantly embraces Ted Cruz: ‘The miserable son of a bitch is a natural for us!’ says Lucifer. HADES – The Satanic Council today “totally rejected” claims by the “Satanist religious cult” that Lucifer … Read moreLucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz
Support groups for devils and demons provided Because Satan is known for his fire-breathing reaction to the failure of any of his minions sent to drag a soul back to hell with them, it is … Read moreNew Hope for Devils Who Have Been Cast Out