Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was … Read moreGarden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by wisps of sulfur and members of the … Read moreMephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

Devil Announces ‘New Faustian Bargain’ with Republican Party

Devil Announces ‘New Faustian Bargain’ with Republican Party

‘The GOP will win in 2016 but lose its political soul for all Eternity,’ the Evil One predicted, shortly after striking a new Faustian bargain with Republican leadership. HADES – In an unprecedented interview, the … Read moreDevil Announces ‘New Faustian Bargain’ with Republican Party

Lucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Lucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Satanic Council defiantly embraces Ted Cruz: ‘The miserable son of a bitch is a natural for us!’ says Lucifer. HADES – The Satanic Council today “totally rejected” claims by the “Satanist religious cult” that Lucifer … Read moreLucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

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