Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
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BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Op-Ed: This Conservative Has Had It with Big Tech Censoring Meme-Worthy Inauguration Photos of George W. Bush Wearing Gloves
A conservative laments the proliferating ‘mittens memes’ of Bernie Sanders, while George W. Bush and his sensible gloves were completely ignored! The social media powers-that-be have once again … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more
Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns
Encouraged by Trump, anti-quarantine protestors demand action. Right-wing advocates Ander Anderson and Roger Dolt were two of the protestors present at an anti-quarantine demonstration held today in Hicksburg, … Read more
Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea
“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more
Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Sarah Palin Interview
Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host, Jerry Duncan, interviews Alaska’s half-term governor, Sarah Palin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Aspersions on Their Asparagus
Casting aspersions on the deserving Louie Gohmerts of the world One of my favorite quotes is from Texas’ 1st Congressional District Representative, Louie Gohmert. It was during a … Read more
Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump
This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to … Read more
