Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read more

Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump

Will Durst

This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to take time from their busy schedules to … Read more

Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history,  tens of thousands of Democrats gathered en masse on Pennsylvania Avenue to protest … Read more