Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day with Trump, Angela Merkel has announced she … Read more

Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to … Read more

Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them

Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them

Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban on the terms “climate change” and “global warming” … Read more