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Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines
“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution
Right after hiring Alan Dershowitz and Kenneth Starr as his “Legal Dream Team” to defend him in the Senate impeachment trial, Trump has fired them in favor of … Read more A Legal Dream Team?
And now, from our British Faux News Dept: Britain’s Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn makes pact with White Nationalist BNP. Misery loves company… So why not have an … Read more Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!
“If our military is good enough for Saudi Arabia, it’s good enough for Russia,” the President said. “After all, a billion bucks to bomb Ukraine is a billion … Read more Businessman Trump: Putin Paying $1 Billion to Bomb Ukraine
Instead, the game show host flirts with homely Wheel of Fortune contestant. BURBANK, CA — In a move that shocked the television viewing world, “Wheel of Fortune” host … Read more In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond
“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order
Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In
America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
