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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Epstein and the QAnon Connection

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Epstein and the QAnon Connection
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Is QAnon a Republican cover? This reporter has just discovered the origins of QAnon. While cleaning out his office on the island, one of the staff discovered a … Read more

Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”

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Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more

White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets

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White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more

Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement

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Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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The show must go on, and so a nationwide hunt is underway for Trump’s debate replacement! Donald Trump has refused to participate in the upcoming second debate after … Read more

God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden

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God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
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Dennis Wobber
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God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more

The Ballot Counters

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The Ballot Counters
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Trump announced that he would be naming Mazars USA, the same company that prepares the Trump Organization tax returns, as the official ballot counters. Disclaimer: Please be aware … Read more

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump

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Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more

Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary

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Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
Evan Helmlinger
Evan Helmlinger
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
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In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more

Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’

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Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Trump has declared that he’s undergone a review of Black holidays, and there are not enough, so he is establishing a new one. President Trump has been arguing … Read more

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

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Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more

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