BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American … Read moreBREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

Mitch McConnell Returns to Gal√°pagos Islands to Save His Species

Mitch McConnell Returns to Gal√°pagos Islands to Save His Species

Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform taxes, has decided he will return to … Read moreMitch McConnell Returns to Gal√°pagos Islands to Save His Species

Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump‚Äôs deportation of the dreamers. ‚ÄúLook, I know a … Read moreLeonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White … Read moreExclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Voters to decide on preventive measures to stop sexual misconduct Given the continuing scandals regarding sexual misconduct of members of Congress, from Roy Moore to Al Franken, a grass roots organization has been formed, and … Read moreCurbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls. In testimony this week before the congressional committee investigating possible Trump campaign … Read moreJeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

In a surprise find, analogous to the one recently in an Egyptian pyramid, a team of researchers has detected a mysterious giant void inside President Donald Trump‚Äôs head. An anomalous space in Donald Trump’s head, … Read morePolitical Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

Support group to be First Lady Melania Trump’s national inspiration for wives of millionaires and billionaires. Melania Trump has finally come up with a First Lady project for which she is eminently qualified. She is … Read moreFirst Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Doctors say Larry Flynt, the hard-boiled publisher of Hustler magazine, “is likely to recover but may never be the same again.“ LOS ANGELES ‚Äď Hustler magazine‚Äôs owner/editor Larry Flynt is under 24-hour sedation today after voluntarily … Read moreLarry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking knee during the national anthem: one is … Read morePence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

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