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Senate Republicans call Trump’s newly proposed 2020 budget “a bit draconian” but “necessary.” The White House has unveiled its 2020 budget, which institutes a new plan designed to help cut rising Medicare, Medicaid, and Social … Read moreTrump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm
Tired of watching their fortunes and incomes dwindle, disgruntled Yanks storm Mexican border in huge numbers. A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and … Read moreThousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life
Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of man made global warming has been confirmed … Read moreSanta for Congress
The president reveals innovative solutions for climate change and border security to a stunned press. Sarah Sanders took the podium and announced that President Trump is brimming with new ideas and “innovative solutions.” She told … Read morePresident Trump Discloses Innovative Solutions to World Problems
Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump conceded to end the government shutdown for … Read moreTrump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi
He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up new bodily afflictions, give them mysterious axioms, … Read morePatient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’
Giuliani insists there is nothing unusual about the president’s request, saying Trump will testify under certain conditions. With special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly nearing completion of his investigation into the 2016 election, President Donald Trump … Read moreTrump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’
Trump’s aides call for quick-draw artists able to explain complex issues in simple terms for “a hard-working President,” so they are looking for “a few good cartoonists.” WASHINGTON DC – The White House staff issued … Read moreThe White House is Looking for a ‘Few Good Cartoonists’
A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal that has intrigued many. They offered to … Read moreDemocrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump
The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing