Fed-Up TechGiant Shareholders Demand Human Sacrifice
Shareholders of TechGiant stock have had it with the company after the stock price tanked again this week. While TechGiant grew revenue by an impressive 20% last quarter, … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Elon Musk xAI Fully Functional Time Machine Unveiled
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
Bombshell: Letter from George Washington to his Wife Shatters the Liberal Narrative About his Religion
A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife shatters a liberal narrative about his religious views. A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife … Read more
Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
ICE Raids Humor Times Offices Over July 4 Weekend
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
WWE SummerSlam: Trump vs Mamdani in Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) This year’s WWE SummerSlam features “Trump vs Mamdani” in the first-ever “Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match.” The world of professional wrestling and … Read more
Trump to Star in ‘Spamalot’ Revival
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
If Mamdani Becomes Mayor, NYC Will Be Free
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Big city life of NYC will be free to all the common folk if Zohran Mamdani is voted in as mayor, says … Read more
Trump University Establishes MFA Program in Creative Lying
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
