Make America Great Again: Sterilize Sinners
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Evangelical Mega Bishop preaches that we must sterilize sinners across the nation. Bishop I. Will Gitova, head of the Help Me Lordy … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found
The updated Ten Commandments found were used in Trump’s Bible. This reporter recently interviewed the publisher who printed Trump’s Bible. He revealed that the Ten Commandments found were … Read more
JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests
The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more
Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Taylor Swift Buys Chiefs, Installs Self as Offensive Coordinator
“I thought I could help and had some extra cash lying around.” – Taylor Swift, new Chiefs owner and offensive coordinator. Travis Kelce significant other and global pop … Read more
Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris
Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.” The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more
Trump Opens Pop-Up Gift Shop in Arlington Cemetery
Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
