Coronavirus Updates from Around the Slobovian Universe

Coronavirus Updates from Around the Slobovian Universe
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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As part of their mission to keep the world informed, SNN presents these coronavirus updates. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Major Slobovian … Read more Coronavirus Updates from Around the Slobovian Universe

Trump Makes Contingency Plans in Case He Loses the Election

Trump Makes Contingency Plans in Case He Loses the Election
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Trump’s contingency plans reportedly include escaping to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. An undisclosed source close to President Trump has given an anonymous telephone interview and mailed supportive documents … Read more Trump Makes Contingency Plans in Case He Loses the Election

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Discrimination suit filed on behalf of all overlooked shark species, says lawyer. (Part of the continuing Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series.) At the onset of the … Read more Great Black Shark Union Files Discrimination Suit Against News Outlets

Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology

Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Professor reveals true origin of many common profanities used in English speaking countries. A part of the continuing “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” series. Recently on a … Read more Revealed: Common English Profanities Deeply Rooted in Slobovian Mythology

China Makes Possible New Military Base Out of Great Pacific Garbage Patch

China Makes Possible New Military Base Out of Great Pacific Garbage Patch
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Great Pacific Garbage Patch made into suspicious “theme park” by China. China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world, has taken the … Read more China Makes Possible New Military Base Out of Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib

Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
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Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more ‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?

Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Slobovian President hints at collusion in viral Mexican beer scandal. Part of the series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Peoples Independent Quasi-Republic president Irk Krudhbo has … Read more Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?

Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record

Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
David Suter

Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record

Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

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