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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Dead Presidents Deny Having Classified Documents

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Dead Presidents Deny Having Classified Documents
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A high-level seance with dead presidents revealed that most deny having any classified documents in their possession. SNN resident witch Doctor, Goozokooologist … Read more

Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country

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Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more

House Freedom Caucus: The Lost Interview

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House Freedom Caucus: The Lost Interview
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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One journalist’s valiant, if unsuccessful attempt to interview the House Freedom Caucus: the Lost Interview. Our brave reporter infiltrates the favored retreat for the notorious House Freedom Caucus. … Read more

Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’

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Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Breaking news: George Santos was arrested today in Brazil, where he was hiding out after fleeing investigations in the U.S. Interpol officers detained a fleeing Congressman in Brazil, … Read more

Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him

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Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Breaking news: Santos flees country. Updates expected when Interpol authorities provide more information. Congressman “George Santos” fled the United States today, leaving behind a husband, an ex-wife, and … Read more

New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death

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New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more

McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership

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McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership
Derek Postlewaite
Derek lives in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania with his wife, daughter and washing machine spinning in the background.
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To obtain his coveted position as Speaker, Kevin McCarthy agreed to be blood-eagled by members of the Freedom Caucus. In order to finally strike a deal to get … Read more

Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes

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Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondent uncovers embarrassing promises Kevin McCarthy had to make to get votes as the new Speaker of the House. According to SNN … Read more

Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept

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Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more

House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd

House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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As Kevin McCarthy fails to win election to Speaker of the House, the post is offered to the Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd. It is a historic time for the … Read more

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