To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits

To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
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Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”
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Bill Tope

Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more

Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address

Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address
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Bill Tope

An honest, on-site account by our conservative reporter, as Biden dissembles during SOTU. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Gasping and coughing and stuttering disgracefully, faux President Joe … Read more

Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC

Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC
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Bill Tope

Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more

Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate

Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 2024 presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says losers should return the money raised, and much worse. In a recent interview with … Read more

New Rule: NFL Referees to Decide Trump Appeals

New Rule: NFL Referees to Decide Trump Appeals
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Dave Henry

Democrats introduce legislation requiring Trump appeals to be decided immediately by NFL referees in replay booth reviews. Frustrated by the time it takes for Appeals Courts to decide simple, … Read more

Scientists Uncover Undeniable Proof of ‘Big Blang Theory’

Scientists Uncover Undeniable Proof of ‘Big Blang Theory’
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incontrovertible evidence has been discovered supporting the “Big Blang Theory” of the birth of the universe. In a special exclusive report, SNN … Read more

Trump Woos Black Voters

Trump Woos Black Voters
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Bill Tope

Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The presidential candidate entity known as “Hoiman” has released the party platform for his election campaign. 2024 US presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance … Read more

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