Trump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm

Trump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm

Senate Republicans call Trump’s newly proposed 2020 budget “a bit draconian” but “necessary.” The White House has unveiled its 2020 budget, which institutes a new plan designed to help cut rising Medicare, Medicaid, and Social … Read moreTrump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life

Tired of watching their fortunes and incomes dwindle, disgruntled Yanks storm Mexican border in huge numbers. A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and … Read moreThousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life

Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump conceded to end the government shutdown for … Read moreTrump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up new bodily afflictions, give them mysterious axioms, … Read morePatient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

Giuliani insists there is nothing unusual about the president’s request, saying Trump will testify under certain conditions. With special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly nearing completion of his investigation into the 2016 election, President Donald Trump … Read moreTrump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

The White House is Looking for a ‘Few Good Cartoonists’

The White House is Looking for a ‘Few Good Cartoonists’

Trump’s aides call for quick-draw artists able to explain complex issues in simple terms for “a hard-working President,” so they are looking for “a few good cartoonists.” WASHINGTON DC –  The White House staff issued … Read moreThe White House is Looking for a ‘Few Good Cartoonists’

Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal that has intrigued many. They offered to … Read moreDemocrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing