Sanders’ Hair Stylist Quits, Cites ‘Overwhelming Workload’

Sanders’ Hair Stylist Quits, Cites ‘Overwhelming Workload’

Evan Helmlinger

A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
Evan Helmlinger

A key member of the Bernie Sanders campaign — the hair stylist — has suddenly resigned. The chief hair stylist for Bernie Sanders, Vermont Senator and presidential candidate, … Read more Sanders’ Hair Stylist Quits, Cites ‘Overwhelming Workload’

Mass Grave of Mysteriously Destroyed Evergreen Trees Found

Mass Grave of Mysteriously Destroyed Evergreen Trees Found

Roger Freed

rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Strangely decorated evergreen trees thought to have been cut down in their prime, then discarded after a short time. A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has … Read more Mass Grave of Mysteriously Destroyed Evergreen Trees Found

News of the Future: Trump’s Second Impeachment

News of the Future: Trump’s Second Impeachment

Roger Freed

rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

After he shot a man in cold blood on 5th Avenue in New York last week, a second impeachment of Donald Trump has commenced. For the second time … Read more News of the Future: Trump’s Second Impeachment

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

Dave Richards

Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host from Madison, WI. He is happily married with four kids. Yes that’s right, four kids!
Dave Richards

With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?

Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?

Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE

Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE

President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran

President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran

Evan Helmlinger

A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
Evan Helmlinger

Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more President Reveals Trump Tower Project in Tehran

States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

David Martin

Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin

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Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines

FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines

Rick Blum

Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
Rick Blum

Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines

Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Michael Egan

Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

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