Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team
The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. By Ed O’Neill SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was … Read more
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The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. By Ed O’Neill SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was … Read more
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names. Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, … Read more
Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to Medicare as part of his Project 2025, which he “knows nothing about.” Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to … Read more
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more