Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup

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Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more

Donald Trump: ‘Make Me President for Life, I’ll Pay Off National Debt’

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Donald Trump: ‘Make Me President for Life, I’ll Pay Off National Debt’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: Ex-president says he’s is willing to pay off America’s national debt, simply for being named president for life. SNN becomes … Read more

CNN Town Hall: Lightning Round

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CNN Town Hall: Lightning Round
Bill Tope
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The lightning round at the CNN Town Hall received very little attention, but was quite telling. See the transcript! Newly heteropolitical cable news station CNN featured former president … Read more

Golf Foursome Ponders Trump’s Future

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Golf Foursome Ponders Trump’s Future
Bill Tope
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At Mar-a-Lago, a luminous golf foursome discusses Trump’s future. This reporter caught up with former President Donald J. Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golf course in Palm Beach, Florida … Read more

Creator Considers Mankind Recall

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Creator Considers Mankind Recall
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Report: The Creator is close to issuing a recall of his most prominent creation, mankind. In a recent interview with SNN Heaven … Read more

Political Cartoonist Struggles to Caricature Senator Tuberville

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Political Cartoonist Struggles to Caricature Senator Tuberville
Derek Postlewaite
Derek lives in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania with his wife, daughter and washing machine spinning in the background.
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Cartoonist assigned to draw Senator Tuberville says he’s having trouble caricaturing a caricature. A cartoonist assigned to draw Senator Tuberville admits he’s having trouble caricaturing the senator who … Read more

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Child Labor

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Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Child Labor
Bill Tope
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Her new child labor law is a speedy response to FDR’s New Deal-era Fair Labor Standards Act, says Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders met with … Read more

Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN

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Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN Newly available TV news hosts Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have found a new home. Recently released Fox News Channel superstar Tucker Carlson and former … Read more

High Cost of Lying Explained

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High Cost of Lying Explained
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A famous law firm explains the high cost of lying. With the $787.5 million settlement between Fox News Network and Dominion Voting … Read more

Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway

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Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Daniels will reportedly play herself in an epic Broadway production about her infamous “transaction” with Donald Trump. Adult film star Stormy Daniels is in talks with Broadway producer, … Read more

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