Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary

,
Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
Evan Helmlinger
Evan Helmlinger
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
Evan Helmlinger
Latest posts by Evan Helmlinger (see all)

In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary

Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’

,
Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
Latest posts by JC Wade (see all)

Trump has declared that he’s undergone a review of Black holidays, and there are not enough, so he is establishing a new one. President Trump has been arguing … Read more Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

,
Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Avatar
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Avatar
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once

,
Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once
Andrew Gillespie
Andrew Gillespie
Andrew Gillespie is an actor, writer, comedian and filmmaker based in NYC. He is the co-host of the podcast Od-Cast-Pay, co-creator, director, and star of the comedic mystery series Filthy Rich on YouTube, and is repped by Stewart Talent. (Instagram)
Andrew Gillespie
Latest posts by Andrew Gillespie (see all)

Local HR representative and clinical depressive Ann Sayers defied expectations with changing sleeping habits. FAIR HAVEN, NJ — A shock pulsed through the community last night as local … Read more Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once

Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

,
Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!
Wallace Runnymede
Wallace Runnymede
Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.
Wallace Runnymede
Latest posts by Wallace Runnymede (see all)

Sean Hannity on Fox News, explains why a new anti-Christian extremist cult will destroy America as he knows it. Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean … Read more Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

Melania’s GOP Convention Address

,
Melania’s GOP Convention Address
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
Latest posts by JC Wade (see all)

First Lady pledges not to plagiarize Michelle Obama at this year’s convention address. Melania Trump will be giving a Republican National Convention address next week and sources close … Read more Melania’s GOP Convention Address

GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation

,
GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation
Avatar
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Avatar
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Anti-hate law would protect President Trump from criticism. Senate Republicans have proposed sweeping anti-hate legislation in a new bill that makes it a crime to hurt President Trump’s … Read more GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation

Trump: ‘I Have Tremendous Respect for Women!’

,
Trump: ‘I Have Tremendous Respect for Women!’
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
Latest posts by JC Wade (see all)

Warning: Do not read if you are allergic to articles poking fun at President Trump. Allergic reactions may include rash, facial swelling, hives, itching and head explosion. President … Read more Trump: ‘I Have Tremendous Respect for Women!’

White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location

,
White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
Latest posts by David Martin (see all)

After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location

President Trump Vows to Replace Rep. John Lewis with ‘Blacks for Trump Guy’

,
President Trump Vows to Replace Rep. John Lewis with ‘Blacks for Trump Guy’

“Blacks for Trump Guy” is best replacement, because “blacks love me,” says Trump. By Dennis Wobber President Trump, in a lively interview with host Chris Wallace on Fox … Read more President Trump Vows to Replace Rep. John Lewis with ‘Blacks for Trump Guy’

Share