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Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed that President Trump has ordered special training … Read moreSpecial Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children
Reconciliation offer to Michael Cohen as Special Envoy stationed in Saudi Embassy in Istanbul is Trump’s latest desperate ploy. Inside sources at the White House have revealed that Michael Cohen, the president’s long time lawyer … Read moreTrump Offers Former Fixer Cohen Position as Special Envoy to Saudi Arabia
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Say they’re fighting to keep the “Happy” in “Happy Halloween,” and insist that the “war on Halloween” must end. By Carrie Pinkard Local Satanists Gary Slaughter and Bertha Blackwood are fighting to end the “war … Read moreLocal Satanists Deplore ‘War on Halloween’
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind closed doors, the President “blows of steam,” … Read moreTrump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” Daniels says, contradicting the President’s former wife, … Read moreHookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation
As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The transcript appears below. Kavanaugh: “It’s really quite … Read moreKavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position
Claims his idea would have made matching kids and parents ‘so easy,’ and been the ‘final solution.’ The President has been ranting that he has yet another major reason for firing Jeff Sessions. Trump blames … Read moreTrump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children
Trending: Trump anger over Google search results about his anger make him angrier, causing huge spike in search ranking for ‘Trump anger.’ The man in the White House, president for at least a little while … Read moreGoogle Search Results of Trump Raging about Google Search Results Go Viral