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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality

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Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more

Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State

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Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more

Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters

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Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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January 6th “tourists” were transported to Fox headquarters with a promise of jobs. The U.S. Department of Justice bussed scores of Jan. 6 “tourists” to Fox News headquarters … Read more

President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program

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President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New “College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program” announced to give unfortunate killers a new start. If by chance in 1965 you killed your … Read more

Meet the Special Master … Mistress Ilsa

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Meet the Special Master … Mistress Ilsa
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Lawyers for Trump, DOJ agree on a Special Master to review the Mar-a-Lago documents seized by the FBI. Mistress Ilsa strode into the press conference bolstered by the … Read more

Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses

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Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more

Moon Shot Probes Trump Docs

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Moon Shot Probes Trump Docs
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Cache of top-secret White House documents spotted on the moon: NASA’s moon shot will carry a DOJ search warrant. When Orion touches down during NASA’s moon shot, it … Read more

Canada and U.S. Jointly Announce ‘Janteenth: Stupid Peoples Day’

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Canada and U.S. Jointly Announce ‘Janteenth: Stupid Peoples Day’
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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The countries agree on a UN Human Rights Declaration to create a national day of awareness, “Stupid Peoples Day.” Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. President Joe … Read more

Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered

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Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more

Mariah Carey’s Bid to Trademark Queen of Hanukkah Not Kosher

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Mariah Carey’s Bid to Trademark Queen of Hanukkah Not Kosher
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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After trying to trademark “Queen of Christmas,” Mariah Carey is being roundly criticized for a second application. The other shoe has dropped. In the midst of her fight … Read more

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