Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice Anthony Kennedy, said today that he has … Read moreBrett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’

From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence … Read moreFrom Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return

Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own trade war. Trump, who relies of several … Read moreTrade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection

Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the … Read moreTrump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of … Read moreTrump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

North Korean Release of Three Americans Explained

North Korean Release of Three Americans Explained

Insider sources reveal negotiations behind the release of three Americans Unnamed insider sources revealed today that as part of the original negotiations, the Trump Administration had planned to send Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen and Jeff … Read moreNorth Korean Release of Three Americans Explained

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