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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

State of Texas Banning Sex

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State of Texas Banning Sex
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Governor Greg Abbott today issued another executive order, this one effectively banning sex in the state of Texas. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spurred by the oncoming … Read more

New Kinder, Gentler Taliban Returns Control of Washington to President Biden

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New Kinder, Gentler Taliban Returns Control of Washington to President Biden
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Trying to get on the America’s good side, a kinder, gentler Taliban is making peace offerings to Biden. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A new kinder, gentler … Read more

Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism

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Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more

Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team

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Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more

President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan

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President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more

BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC

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BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more

Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind

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Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Intensive study of this theory, not yet banned intergalacticly, shows that aardvarks, rather than mankind, should govern the earth. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Dr. Shakitte N. … Read more

Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed

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Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more

Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics

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Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more

In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’

In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more

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