States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries

Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

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