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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Trump Selects VP Running Mate

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Trump Selects VP Running Mate
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more

Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’

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Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more

Former Congressman George Santos Joins SNN News

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Former Congressman George Santos Joins SNN News
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events. Recently dismissed from the House … Read more

Sen. Kennedy Casts Stones in His Own Glass House

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Sen. Kennedy Casts Stones in His Own Glass House
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Sen. John Kennedy questioned public health experts on the escalation of gun violence, a bit like throwing stones in a glass house. On Tuesday at a Senate hearing … Read more

Nikki Haley Proposes Requiring Social Media License to Post

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Nikki Haley Proposes Requiring Social Media License to Post
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley: ‘When I’m president, you’ll need a social media license to drive around the internet.’ In an exclusive interview … Read more

Court Seeks to Reinstate Gag Order

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Court Seeks to Reinstate Gag Order
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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The Donald’s binky up in the air in gag order fiasco. A contentious and controversial trial is underway in New York, where the judge took action to issue … Read more

GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump

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GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more

Movie Review: ‘Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will’

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Movie Review: ‘Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will — a movie review by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent. A new documentary promoting the candidacy of former President Donald J Trump … Read more

Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes

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Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Travel woes are a thing of the past, says a risk-taking billionaire who is launching her own pioneering airlines. Famed Slobovian Billionairess … Read more

Supreme Court Issues Code of (Mis)conduct

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Supreme Court Issues Code of (Mis)conduct
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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To prove that they govern themselves, the Supreme Court Justices issued what might best be described as a “Code of Misconduct.” A new “Code of Conduct and Best … Read more

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