President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster

President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the pictures on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
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Mental health disaster: The severity of the effect the president’s speech patterns have on the nation may actually be underestimated, says NIMH. Citing several recent studies on anacoluthon, … Read more President’s Speaking Style Declared National Mental Health Disaster

Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus

Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus

True Story of David and Goliath Revealed in Archeological Find

True Story of David and Goliath Revealed in Archeological Find
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Long-lost secrets about David and Goliath recently uncovered inside an ancient tomb. World famous tomb raider and ethnocraparcheologist Lord Sebastian Bhutt-Ughleh has uncovered the long-lost tomb of Nebucanezzor … Read more True Story of David and Goliath Revealed in Archeological Find

New Costco Membership Level: Shop Sans Lowly Peasants

New Costco Membership Level: Shop Sans Lowly Peasants
Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin. His dream is to become a successful Vietnamese street chef.
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The new ‘Royal Supreme’ membership will allow only the best of the best customers to shop without annoying disruptions from lowly peasants and little people. Costco CEO Craig … Read more New Costco Membership Level: Shop Sans Lowly Peasants

Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans

Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans

After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn

After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Long-lost video of the Battle of Little Big Horn disqualifies Chief Sitting Bull, gives victory to General George Custer. Scientists at The University of Stanchk recovered a long-lost … Read more After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn

Contagious Coronavirus Victim Touring the USA in His Chevrolet

Contagious Coronavirus Victim Touring the USA in His Chevrolet
Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin. His dream is to become a successful Vietnamese street chef.
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After calling others weak and lazy for hitting the airports, coronavirus victim says he’ll “Do it the hard way.” ATLANTA — Just days after a Jet Blue passenger … Read more Contagious Coronavirus Victim Touring the USA in His Chevrolet

Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi

Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi

Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus

Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
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The VP, in charge of the U.S. response to the outbreak, says “Coronavirus” is just a “fancy liberal word for demonic possession,” plans national exorcism “as soon as … Read more Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus

Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him

Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him

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