Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal that has intrigued many. They offered to … Read moreDemocrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet with R Kelly.

Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet with R Kelly.

“Not only did we sing it, we did it,” Lady Gaga says of her duet with R Kelly. Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography … Read moreLady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet with R Kelly.

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the … Read more“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

“There’s plenty of  snow in Finland,” Trump explained,  “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.”  MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed that President Trump has ordered special training … Read moreSpecial Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children

Trump Offers Former Fixer Cohen Position as Special Envoy to Saudi Arabia

Trump Offers Former Fixer Cohen Position as Special Envoy to Saudi Arabia

Reconciliation offer to Michael Cohen as Special Envoy stationed in Saudi Embassy in Istanbul is Trump’s latest desperate ploy. Inside sources at the White House have revealed that Michael Cohen, the president’s long time lawyer … Read moreTrump Offers Former Fixer Cohen Position as Special Envoy to Saudi Arabia

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer

Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer