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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Senator Rand Paul Filibusters Senate Lunch Order Over Carrots in Wrap

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Senator Rand Paul Filibusters Senate Lunch Order Over Carrots in Wrap
Evan Helmlinger
Evan Helmlinger
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
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The Kentucky senator’s blocking of the Senate lunch leads to historic day at the Capitol. On Monday, Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky filibustered the Senate lunch order after … Read more

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

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Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more

Thousands of Jobs for Earth People Available on Planet Zardoc

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Thousands of Jobs for Earth People Available on Planet Zardoc
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Zardoc is said to have thousands of jobs available which are plentiful and extremely well-paid. SNN has learned that there are thousands … Read more

Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview

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Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Exclusive Report: The Queen was desperate to stop the broadcast of the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A shocking report reveals … Read more

Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19

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Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more

‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program

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‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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World famous law firm to oversee and dispense monies for the racial equity program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN has learned that the Biden administration has … Read more

GOP Senators Unsurprised by McConnell Flip Flop

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GOP Senators Unsurprised by McConnell Flip Flop
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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‘Swigging Mitch’ strikes again with another McConnell flip flop. Mitch McConnell stunned much of the country when he lambasted Trump for inciting the January 6th insurrection, then voted … Read more

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

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The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more

Donald Trump to Become President of Slobovia

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Donald Trump to Become President of Slobovia
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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The offer to become president of another country will likely prove all-too tempting. Dispatches from Snn (Slobovian News Network) In a historic vote in the Slobovian Parliament, both … Read more

Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’

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Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Newly discovered book explains when hell will freeze over and what will happen when it does. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) For centuries in Christian English speaking … Read more

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