Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Man Who Cut Down Tree to Avoid Raking Leaves Eaten Alive by Disgruntled Squirrels

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Man Who Cut Down Tree to Avoid Raking Leaves Eaten Alive by Disgruntled Squirrels
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Lesson learned postmortem: there’s no way to avoid raking leaves. A man in suburban Detroit who cut down his tree to avoid raking leaves was found eaten alive … Read more

Who or What Is/Was Omicron?

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Who or What Is/Was Omicron?
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondents from across the universe weigh in on what exactly Omicron is. This past week the word-birthers at the World Health … Read more

Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.

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Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Country becomes first to arm citizens who plan to travel to the ultra-violent US, in hopes they can survive and return to their homeland. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian … Read more

Ancient Magic Spell Key to Stopping Unwanted Robocalls

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Ancient Magic Spell Key to Stopping Unwanted Robocalls
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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An ancient Goozokooyan magic spell has been revealed as the key to stopping unwanted robocalls forever. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN resident witch doctor and Goozokoo-ologist … Read more

G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste

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G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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G20 officials say that, in battle for climate control, cars running on human waste could be a real (and stinky) game changer. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more

Plot Uncovered: Otherworldly Mafia Plans to Relocate to America

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Plot Uncovered: Otherworldly Mafia Plans to Relocate to America
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot by a mafia outfit from the planet Zardoc, which sees America as an easy target. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News … Read more

Making Flying Great Again, Italian Style

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Making Flying Great Again, Italian Style
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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CEO changing things at Italian airline to “make flying great again” after flight attendants protest by stripping to underwear. Alitalia, the Italian airliner, which had eluded profitability for … Read more

Automatic Checkout Machines Form Union

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Automatic Checkout Machines Form Union
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Automatic checkout machines across the country have gone on strike, in protest of eighteen-hour days and no pay. Automatic checkout machines across the country went on strike today, … Read more

Rush Limbaugh Reincarnates as a Dung Beetle

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Rush Limbaugh Reincarnates as a Dung Beetle
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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The deceased conservative political gadfly has reincarnated as a dung beetle, thus getting his just deserts. Scientists have confirmed that Rush Limbaugh, the popular conservative radio talk-show host … Read more

Are You ‘O Compromised’ In Any Way?

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Are You ‘O Compromised’ In Any Way?
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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World-respected linguistics scholar breaks down the translations for the latest government and media buzz word, “O Compromised.” Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Service) Are you or some part … Read more

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