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Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing a bed, the likely reason for that … Read moreTrump White House Affair Exposed
Insider sources reveal negotiations behind the release of three Americans Unnamed insider sources revealed today that as part of the original negotiations, the Trump Administration had planned to send Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen and Jeff … Read moreNorth Korean Release of Three Americans Explained
Sources say Kim Jung-un to require secret conditions be met before historic meeting. Informed sources reveal that North Korea’s Kim Jung-un will require that several secret conditions be met before his historic meeting with President … Read moreKim Jung-un’s Secret Conditions
Trump handshake must be in top form for important meeting of heads of state. Fearing that he could be outdone by Kim Jung-un when they meet in a few weeks, the president has been furiously … Read morePresident Practicing Patented Trump Handshake for Kim Jung-un
Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers … Read moreMilitant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as āSad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Handsā
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC ā President Donald Trumpās increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Information on policy making and personal life included in White House secrets. A staffer who recently left his employment at the White House has shared inside information with this reporter. Known only to a small … Read moreFormer Staffer Reveals White House Secrets
“Official White House Band” selected for new White House post. President Trump has just created a new White House post, the “Official White House Band.” He has selected a group that met at the Charlottesville … Read morePresident Trump Creates New White House Post
New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. Coincidentally, they both have modeled the opening … Read moreStormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows
White House post offered in settlement between Stormy Daniels and President Trump An anonymous source in the White House has just informed this reporter that an out-of-court settlement has been reached between Stormy Daniels and … Read moreStormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders