Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Hookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation

Hookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation

Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” Daniels says, contradicting the President’s former wife, … Read moreHookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation

Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The transcript appears below. Kavanaugh: “It’s really quite … Read moreKavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position

Trump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Trump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Claims his idea would have made matching kids and parents ‘so easy,’ and been the ‘final solution.’ The President has been ranting that he has yet another major reason for firing Jeff Sessions. Trump blames … Read moreTrump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children

Google Search Results of Trump Raging about Google Search Results Go Viral

Google Search Results of Trump Raging about Google Search Results Go Viral

Trending: Trump anger over Google search results about his anger make him angrier, causing huge spike in search ranking for ‘Trump anger.’ The man in the White House, president for at least a little while … Read moreGoogle Search Results of Trump Raging about Google Search Results Go Viral

You’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires

You’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires

Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available … Read moreYou’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires

Catch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted

Catch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted

“Out of sight, out of mind” seems to be Trump’s plan, according to investigators. For everyone wondering what was behind Trump’s recent, over-the-top, crazy enthusiastic promotion of the Air Force’s F-35 Stealth Fighter, we now … Read moreCatch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort

Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort

“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is not a candidate for similar treatment.” WASHINGTON … Read moreTrump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort

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