Where to Go Now? A Place for Don

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more

In Lieu of Traditional Celebrations, Biden Inauguration to Include Awkward Zoom Happy Hour

In Lieu of Traditional Celebrations, Biden Inauguration to Include Awkward Zoom Happy Hour
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
Evan Helmlinger

Due to pandemic concerns, the president-elect’s transition team will host an online event for the Biden inauguration. The upcoming Biden inauguration will include an awkward happy hour via … Read more

Trump to Issue Posthumous Pardons

Trump to Issue Posthumous Pardons
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

A number of historical figures to get posthumous pardons, according to reports. To the dismay of the Attorney General and all legal consultants, President Trump has decided that … Read more

Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released

Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more

Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton

Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more

Trump Tactics for Maintaining Power Uncovered

Trump Tactics for Maintaining Power Uncovered
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more

President Trump Booby Traps White House

President Trump Booby Traps White House
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
Lesley Leben
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Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more

Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House

Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more

Justice Barrett: First Days on SCOTUS Marked by Practical Jokes, Pranks

Justice Barrett: First Days on SCOTUS Marked by Practical Jokes, Pranks
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
Evan Helmlinger

Both liberal and conservative justices on the court have been pranking Trump’s pick, Justice Barrett, since her first day on the Court. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s … Read more

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