Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy

Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian “Defecationist” says he has the answer to stemming American violence: “bowel purging.” The Right Reverend Bishop Doctor Ubiquitus Gavasconious Reachbakke of … Read more

Trump Vows Revenge on Time Magazine

Trump Vows Revenge on Time Magazine
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.

“It’s a disgrace, Time Magazine not choosing me ‘Man of the Year’ again. And Elon Musk is just a mammogram for Noel Skum!” says the former prez. MAR-A-LAGO, … Read more

Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic

Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.

A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more

Biden to Confront Putin Over Possible Russian Military Invasion of MSNBC

Biden to Confront Putin Over Possible Russian Military Invasion of MSNBC
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden is set to confront Russian President Vladimir Putin over possible military invasion of the MSNBC cable news network. President Biden, … Read more

Man Who Cut Down Tree to Avoid Raking Leaves Eaten Alive by Disgruntled Squirrels

Man Who Cut Down Tree to Avoid Raking Leaves Eaten Alive by Disgruntled Squirrels
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.

Lesson learned postmortem: there’s no way to avoid raking leaves. A man in suburban Detroit who cut down his tree to avoid raking leaves was found eaten alive … Read more

Who or What Is/Was Omicron?

Who or What Is/Was Omicron?
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondents from across the universe weigh in on what exactly Omicron is. This past week the word-birthers at the World Health … Read more

Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.

Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Country becomes first to arm citizens who plan to travel to the ultra-violent US, in hopes they can survive and return to their homeland. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian … Read more

Ancient Magic Spell Key to Stopping Unwanted Robocalls

Ancient Magic Spell Key to Stopping Unwanted Robocalls
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

An ancient Goozokooyan magic spell has been revealed as the key to stopping unwanted robocalls forever. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN resident witch doctor and Goozokoo-ologist … Read more

G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste

G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

G20 officials say that, in battle for climate control, cars running on human waste could be a real (and stinky) game changer. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more

Plot Uncovered: Otherworldly Mafia Plans to Relocate to America

Plot Uncovered: Otherworldly Mafia Plans to Relocate to America
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot by a mafia outfit from the planet Zardoc, which sees America as an easy target. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News … Read more

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