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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’

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Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more

GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show

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GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more

Universally Known Problem Solver Called In to Help Elect Speaker

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Universally Known Problem Solver Called In to Help Elect Speaker
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Republican Party has contacted a world-famous problem solver to help elect a Speaker of the House. SNN has learned from an … Read more

Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership

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Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more

Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors

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Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more

Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally

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Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
Dave Henry
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The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert

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CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more

Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney

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Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more

New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed

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New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more

Senator Menendez: ‘Protecting American Public from Evil’

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Senator Menendez: ‘Protecting American Public from Evil’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) We all have brave Senator Menendez to thank for “protecting the American public from the filth and evil of political graft and … Read more

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