God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden

God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
Dennis Wobber is a retired structural engineer. He is also a long-time admirer of Art Hoppe, the satirical columnist who wrote for the SF Chronicle for more than 40 years.
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God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more

The Ballot Counters

The Ballot Counters
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Trump announced that he would be naming Mazars USA, the same company that prepares the Trump Organization tax returns, as the official ballot counters. Disclaimer: Please be aware … Read more

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more

Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary

Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan consistently relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets and the occasional hostage situation.
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In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more

Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’

Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Trump has declared that he’s undergone a review of Black holidays, and there are not enough, so he is establishing a new one. President Trump has been arguing … Read more

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more

Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once

Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once
Andrew Gillespie is an actor, writer, comedian and filmmaker based in NYC. He is the co-host of the podcast Od-Cast-Pay, co-creator, director, and star of the comedic mystery series Filthy Rich on YouTube, and is repped by Stewart Talent. (Instagram)
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Local HR representative and clinical depressive Ann Sayers defied expectations with changing sleeping habits. FAIR HAVEN, NJ — A shock pulsed through the community last night as local … Read more

Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!

Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!
Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.
Wallace Runnymede

Sean Hannity on Fox News, explains why a new anti-Christian extremist cult will destroy America as he knows it. Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean … Read more

Melania’s GOP Convention Address

Melania’s GOP Convention Address
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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First Lady pledges not to plagiarize Michelle Obama at this year’s convention address. Melania Trump will be giving a Republican National Convention address next week and sources close … Read more

GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation

GOP Proposes Comprehensive Anti-Hate Legislation
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Anti-hate law would protect President Trump from criticism. Senate Republicans have proposed sweeping anti-hate legislation in a new bill that makes it a crime to hurt President Trump’s … Read more

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