Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to President Trump … Read moreScientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up

Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up

Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their fundamental belief that life begins at conception. … Read moreChicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up

Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

Inside the Sean Hannity-Stephen Miller feud: A rivalry over spirit channeling. It appears that there has been a growing rivalry between Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller. Oddly enough, the rivalry has nothing to do with … Read moreSean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far enough. Standing on the capitol steps today … Read more‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, former French colonies in Africa, will not … Read moreFormer French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’

Exclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript

Exclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript

Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone has this time crashed the phone call … Read moreExclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting … Read more‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists

The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign

The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign

Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the Kushner household has just leaked to this … Read moreThe Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign