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Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far enough. Standing on the capitol steps today … Read more‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, former French colonies in Africa, will not … Read moreFormer French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’
Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone has this time crashed the phone call … Read moreExclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript
Unforgivable breach puts Megan and the Queen at odds. Breaking news: We have been told by an informant in the royal staff that Megan and the Queen are at odds. Queen Elizabeth is furious with … Read moreMegan and the Queen at Odds
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting … Read more‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the Kushner household has just leaked to this … Read moreThe Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign
“The Republicans… are developing a really great HealthCare Plan with far lower premiums (cost) & deductibles than ObamaCare.” – @realDonald Trump, April 1, 2019, just before revealing “TrumpCare.” President Trump has repeatedly promised that he … Read moreTrumpCare
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with … Read moreElectoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and working class, disgruntled Americans who we reported … Read moreUpdate: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
Senate Republicans call Trump’s newly proposed 2020 budget “a bit draconian” but “necessary.” The White House has unveiled its 2020 budget, which institutes a new plan designed to help cut rising Medicare, Medicaid, and Social … Read moreTrump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm