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“Not only did we sing it, we did it,” Lady Gaga says of her duet with R Kelly. Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography … Read moreLady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet with R Kelly.
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the … Read more“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with former members of the classic rock band … Read moreDonald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.” MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed that President Trump has ordered special training … Read moreSpecial Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children
Reconciliation offer to Michael Cohen as Special Envoy stationed in Saudi Embassy in Istanbul is Trump’s latest desperate ploy. Inside sources at the White House have revealed that Michael Cohen, the president’s long time lawyer … Read moreTrump Offers Former Fixer Cohen Position as Special Envoy to Saudi Arabia
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Say they’re fighting to keep the “Happy” in “Happy Halloween,” and insist that the “war on Halloween” must end. By Carrie Pinkard Local Satanists Gary Slaughter and Bertha Blackwood are fighting to end the “war … Read moreLocal Satanists Deplore ‘War on Halloween’
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind closed doors, the President “blows of steam,” … Read moreTrump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant