Marjorie Taylor Greene Lambasts Republican Contender Nikki Haley

Marjorie Taylor Greene Lambasts Republican Contender Nikki Haley
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MTG has harsh words for former governor and current Republican contender for the presidential nomination, Nikki Haley. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA), representing the 6th congressional district … Read more

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more

Trump: Hydroxychloroquine Makes Me Immune from Prosecution

Trump: Hydroxychloroquine Makes Me Immune from Prosecution
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Trump remains adamant that he is immune from prosecution. Former President Donald Trump has been adamant that he is immune from prosecution and has now taken his case … Read more

Trump Celebrates Black History Month

Trump Celebrates Black History Month
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Bill Tope

Trump appears in Louisiana’s capital city to help celebrate Black History Month. Baton Rouge, LA — Still-President Trump appeared in Louisiana’s capital city last night to help celebrate … Read more

‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund

‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund
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Bill Tope

Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more

California’s Extreme Weather Explained

California’s Extreme Weather Explained
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN SNN Chief Meteorologist searches for clues to explain California’s unique proclivity for extreme weather and other events. The state of California seems to have the … Read more

Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim

Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim
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Bill Tope

Ex-president Trump pledged retaliation against all his enemies after a D.C. court denied his claims to absolute immunity. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that former President … Read more

Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.

Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Slobovian Life and Casualty to offer Americans affordable homicide insurance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Mass Destruction reporter Aindissa Bytche recently broke the news that Slobovian … Read more

Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift

Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
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Bill Tope

Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more

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