Special Riot Issue: President Trump to Deport Los Angeles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Riot Issue: Trump to Deport Los Angeles; Getting a Federal Grant to Fund a Riot; Secret to a Great Riot. President … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Barron Trump Enrolls at Trump University
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
World-Famous Psychiatrist Uncovers New Mental Disease
Dispatches from SNN Psychiatrist Dr. Eric Copasetic has named a new mental disease affecting us all. “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high … Read more
Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
Future News: Trump Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard
An honorary degree was conferred on Trump by Harvard, after which he delivered a Commencement Address. Slightly Future News: On Thursday, May 29, 2025, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
President Trump to Replace Federal Judges with AI Entities
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI. In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal … Read more
Special Edition: All Stunning Headline News
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) No boring headlines here: nothing but Stunning Headline News! In this Special Edition of SNN Dispatches, we present Stunning Headline News. Breaking … Read more
