Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Moon Shot Probes Trump Docs

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Moon Shot Probes Trump Docs
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Cache of top-secret White House documents spotted on the moon: NASA’s moon shot will carry a DOJ search warrant. When Orion touches down during NASA’s moon shot, it … Read more

Canada and U.S. Jointly Announce ‘Janteenth: Stupid Peoples Day’

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Canada and U.S. Jointly Announce ‘Janteenth: Stupid Peoples Day’
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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The countries agree on a UN Human Rights Declaration to create a national day of awareness, “Stupid Peoples Day.” Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. President Joe … Read more

Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered

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Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more

Mariah Carey’s Bid to Trademark Queen of Hanukkah Not Kosher

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Mariah Carey’s Bid to Trademark Queen of Hanukkah Not Kosher
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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After trying to trademark “Queen of Christmas,” Mariah Carey is being roundly criticized for a second application. The other shoe has dropped. In the midst of her fight … Read more

Supreme Court Rules Covid Critics Can Toss “Fauci Elf” Dolls in Potomac River

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Supreme Court Rules Covid Critics Can Toss “Fauci Elf” Dolls in Potomac River
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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After Ron DeSantis said someone should “chuck him across the Potomac,” little Fauci elf dolls have been meeting just that fate. The conservative-dominated Supreme Court ruled Covid critics … Read more

Liz Cheney Turns to Expert to Plot Next Career Move

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Liz Cheney Turns to Expert to Plot Next Career Move
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move. With … Read more

Trump Pleads Guilty to Trespassing Charge

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Trump Pleads Guilty to Trespassing Charge
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Sources say Trump agreed to the trespassing plea only because he was playing a reality TV business executive at the time. Former President Donald John Trump agreed to … Read more

World Famous Economists Break Down the Latest Jobs Report

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World Famous Economists Break Down the Latest Jobs Report
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To break down the Biden Administration’s July jobs report, we turned to a pair of world famous economists. Since the Biden Administration … Read more

DeSantis Serves ‘Banana Republic’ Snacks at Nude Family Resort

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DeSantis Serves ‘Banana Republic’ Snacks at Nude Family Resort
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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“Banana Republic” snacks were a big hit at a “family nudist resort” in Florida today, the state’s new press secretary announced. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is serving “Banana … Read more

Putin Offers to Exchange WNBA Star Brittney Griner for MLB Teams

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Putin Offers to Exchange WNBA Star Brittney Griner for MLB Teams
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The trade would send MLB’s New York Yankees and Chicago Cubs to Russia for WNBA Star Brittney Griner. Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more

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