Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

Michael Egan

Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution

A Legal Dream Team?

A Legal Dream Team?

John C. Wade

John C. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
John C. Wade

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Right after hiring Alan Dershowitz and Kenneth Starr as his “Legal Dream Team” to defend him in the Senate impeachment trial, Trump has fired them in favor of … Read more A Legal Dream Team?

Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

Wallace Runnymede

Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.
Wallace Runnymede

And now, from our British Faux News Dept: Britain’s Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn makes pact with White Nationalist BNP. Misery loves company… So why not have an … Read more Jezt in Time: Corbyn Makes Socialist Unity Pact with White Nationalist BNP!

Businessman Trump: Putin Paying $1 Billion to Bomb Ukraine

Businessman Trump: Putin Paying $1 Billion to Bomb Ukraine

Michael Egan

Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“If our military is good enough for Saudi Arabia, it’s good enough for Russia,” the President said. “After all, a billion bucks to bomb Ukraine is a billion … Read more Businessman Trump: Putin Paying $1 Billion to Bomb Ukraine

In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond

In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond

Dave Richards

Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host from Madison, WI. He is happily married with four kids. Yes that’s right, four kids!
Dave Richards

Instead, the game show host flirts with homely Wheel of Fortune contestant. BURBANK, CA — In a move that shocked the television viewing world, “Wheel of Fortune” host … Read more In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond

Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

Michael Egan

Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order

Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

Dave Richards

Dave Richards is a writer and former radio host from Madison, WI. He is happily married with four kids. Yes that’s right, four kids!
Dave Richards

Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

Wallace Runnymede

Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.
Wallace Runnymede

America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath

Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Wallace Runnymede

Some say he's savant, but he's hopefully not an idiot... You can read his beautiful poetry, gripping speculative fiction and riotous Swiftian satire and decide for yourself! Books available on Amazon here.
Wallace Runnymede

Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!

Trump Demands People Magazine’s 2019 ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Award

Trump Demands People Magazine’s 2019 ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Award

Michael Egan

Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“Li’l Johnny Legend needs to chill,” the President sneered about this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” “He should  go to a good old-fashioned Rocky movie to see a real … Read more Trump Demands People Magazine’s 2019 ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Award

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