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Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to President Trump … Read moreScientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust
Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their fundamental belief that life begins at conception. … Read moreChicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up
Inside the Sean Hannity-Stephen Miller feud: A rivalry over spirit channeling. It appears that there has been a growing rivalry between Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller. Oddly enough, the rivalry has nothing to do with … Read moreSean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding
Never one to miss a brand name marketing opportunity, the president has opened his new Trump Shopping Plaza in Washington DC. Welcome to the grand opening of the fantastic new Trump Shopping Plaza. Located next … Read moreThe New Trump Shopping Plaza
Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far enough. Standing on the capitol steps today … Read more‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, former French colonies in Africa, will not … Read moreFormer French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’
Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone has this time crashed the phone call … Read moreExclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript
Unforgivable breach puts Megan and the Queen at odds. Breaking news: We have been told by an informant in the royal staff that Megan and the Queen are at odds. Queen Elizabeth is furious with … Read moreMegan and the Queen at Odds
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and healthy lifestyles have recently come out fighting … Read more‘Junk Food’ is Fake News, Say Trump Lobbyists
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the Kushner household has just leaked to this … Read moreThe Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign