10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President

10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
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Bill Tope

Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more

Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”

Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
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Bill Tope

Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more

Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book

Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book
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Bill Tope

MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more

Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency

Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
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Ted Holland

World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more

Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago

Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
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Bill Tope

Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more

Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day

Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
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Lesley Leben

The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more

Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate

Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more

Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’

Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
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Bill Tope

GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more

Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach

Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach
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Dave Henry

New England Patriots coach, called “The GOAT,” announces he is stepping down after a Hall of Fame career. The New England Patriots coach who is widely considered the … Read more

Trump Changes Running Mates

Trump Changes Running Mates
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Bill Tope

Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more

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