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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

California’s Extreme Weather Explained

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California’s Extreme Weather Explained
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN SNN Chief Meteorologist searches for clues to explain California’s unique proclivity for extreme weather and other events. The state of California seems to have the … Read more

Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim

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Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Ex-president Trump pledged retaliation against all his enemies after a D.C. court denied his claims to absolute immunity. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that former President … Read more

Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.

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Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Slobovian Life and Casualty to offer Americans affordable homicide insurance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Mass Destruction reporter Aindissa Bytche recently broke the news that Slobovian … Read more

Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift

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Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more

10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President

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10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more

Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”

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Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more

Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more

Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency

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Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more

Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago

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Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more

Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day

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Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more

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