Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!

Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!

Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible intelligence and insight he has uncovered our … Read moreCurses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign: Be a Chump for … Read moreRevealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

What the American People Want

Will Durst

Which is scarier: That Trump or Clinton will be the next president, or that the American people get to decide? So the conventions are over and we’ve entered the penultimate stage of this presidential demolition … Read moreWhat the American People Want

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from … Read morePlagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team today named a utility grade roll of … Read moreRoll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Listen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!

Roz Warren

The Donald plays ‘Who Wants to be a Vice Presidential Candidate?’ By Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s The Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. If I asked you to run with … Read moreListen in: The Donald Woos VP Choices Just Prior to Announcing!

Donald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics

Will Durst

Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s a hustler, a scam artist, a grifter, … Read moreDonald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

The former half-term governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, said she was “just so darn happy-proud.” WASHINGTON — Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump’s presidential campaign manager. Trump hired the 2008 Republican vice-presidential … Read moreSarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

We Americans Are All Angry Birds

Will Durst

If you’re not pissed, you’re not paying attention. We’re all riled up, angry birds. Arrrggh! Grrrrr! The sound of many teeth gnashing. Foot stamping. Fist pounding. Heavens shouting. The soundtrack of modern life. Folks are … Read moreWe Americans Are All Angry Birds

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