To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 2024 presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says losers should return the money raised, and much worse. In a recent interview with … Read more
Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The presidential candidate entity known as “Hoiman” has released the party platform for his election campaign. 2024 US presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance … Read more
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more