Stephen Colbert: Trump May Be Onto Something When He Says the Vote Will Be Rigged

Stephen Colbert: Trump May Be Onto Something When He Says the Vote Will Be Rigged

Trump is right: This election will be rigged! Stephen Colbert had a powerful argument on the CBS Late Show last night, showing how Donald Trump is probably right — the election will be rigged. Not … Read moreStephen Colbert: Trump May Be Onto Something When He Says the Vote Will Be Rigged

The Great Debate Debacle

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In the debate, Trump lost his temper defending his tremendous temperament. An estimated 84,000,000 Americans tuned into the 1st Presidential Debate at New York’s Hofstra University, but Donald Trump did not seem to be among … Read moreThe Great Debate Debacle

Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’

Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’

“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called on his supporters to rise up immediately … Read moreTrump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’

Trump Declares Mental Bankruptcy to Avoid Debate with Sanders

Trump Declares Mental Bankruptcy to Avoid Debate with Sanders

“I used the bankruptcy law and did a tremendous thing — all the top people agree,” says Trump. Bernie Sanders’ recently challenged Donald Trump to a televised debate, and Trump initially accepted. Appearing on the Jimmy … Read moreTrump Declares Mental Bankruptcy to Avoid Debate with Sanders

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential … Read moreBernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential … Read morePutin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup

Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup

Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last GOP debate by forming a defacto union … Read moreLatest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup

Next Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants

Next Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants

Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, your source for all things frozen. I’m … Read moreNext Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants

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