Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’

Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’

“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called on his supporters to rise up immediately … Read more

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential … Read more

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid

‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential … Read more

Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup

Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup

Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last GOP debate by forming a defacto union … Read more

Next Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants

Next Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants

Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, your source for all things frozen. I’m … Read more