This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
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Petition: MAGA Movement (Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance)
A new petition for the “MAGA Movement” has been posted online and is looking for signers. No, not that MAGA, but “Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance” — a worthy … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more
Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian “Defecationist” says he has the answer to stemming American violence: “bowel purging.” The Right Reverend Bishop Doctor Ubiquitus Gavasconious Reachbakke of … Read more
Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention
The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more
Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla
With major cities defunding police departments, some plan to turn to specialists in pacifying violence, like Godzilla. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With major American cities like … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!
Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more
