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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more
Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more
Trump gets a fitting landmark, another bowl in a rehabbed former Queens police station near a red-lined apartment complex. Now that the Department of the Interior has designated … Read more
Jesus Christ himself was recently found in Manhattan, bearing His cross while begging for alms and talking to passers by. Homeless and stuck on a cross, Jesus Christ … Read more
The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot by a mafia outfit from the planet Zardoc, which sees America as an easy target. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News … Read more
You are the wall-nut! Coup-coup catch you! Trump just dropped in to see what condition his sedition was in. The tea party is frighteningly inciteful. Beware the true … Read more
With major cities defunding police departments, some plan to turn to specialists in pacifying violence, like Godzilla. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With major American cities like … Read more
Recent events show how vulnerable our democracy is to autocrats, including any possible Trump coup attempt. Viewing the video of George Floyd’s gruesome murder, one word in particular … Read more
With their shiny recycled military hardware, police chiefs now commonly send out ‘Officer Friendly’ squads brandishing heavy arms and garbed in riot gear for peaceful situations. From 1776 … Read more
Encouraged by Trump, anti-quarantine protestors demand action. Right-wing advocates Ander Anderson and Roger Dolt were two of the protestors present at an anti-quarantine demonstration held today in Hicksburg, … Read more
