Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/6/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a pizza chef Mafia hitman, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
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Plot Uncovered: Otherworldly Mafia Plans to Relocate to America
The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot by a mafia outfit from the planet Zardoc, which sees America as an easy target. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News … Read more
“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more
