Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant

Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant

“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken down the Republican Party instead of the … Read moreTed Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant

GOP Unhinged by Obamacare: Laugh ’til it Hurts

Jim Hightower

Repubs determined to make country sick over Obamacare  Whacking yourself on the head with a ball-peen hammer would be stupid. But doing it again and again — that’s insane. Welcome to your U.S. House of … Read moreGOP Unhinged by Obamacare: Laugh ’til it Hurts