BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American … Read moreBREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small group of reporters asked President Trump whether … Read morePresidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Packing List for Cleveland

Will Durst

The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going to happen, but every four years, it’s … Read morePacking List for Cleveland

Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track

Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track

A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice Krispie commercials alongside Snap and Crackle. His … Read morePrince Releases Anti-GOP Track

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the Republican presidential candidate is only ever mentioned … Read moreA Profile of the Burning Bush

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

Genuine exam questions from Arizona’s new citizenship test Not long after being sworn-in, Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Douche signed a bill requiring the state’s high school students to pass the U.S. naturalization test in order to … Read moreAZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

What’s Wrong with the GOP’s “Hell No” Faction

Jim Hightower

The GOP, the party of “Hell No!” needs a break Ah, August — that time of year when the going gets tough … and Congress gets going. On vacation that is. And, to be fair, … Read moreWhat’s Wrong with the GOP’s “Hell No” Faction

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that they are all literally dead and represented … Read moreObama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare

Will Durst

Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary since, well… ever. Going back to 1899, … Read moreCantor: Crow, Medium Rare

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