Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small group of reporters asked President Trump whether … Read morePresidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Packing List for Cleveland

Will Durst

The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going to happen, but every four years, it’s … Read morePacking List for Cleveland

Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track

Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track

A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice Krispie commercials alongside Snap and Crackle. His … Read morePrince Releases Anti-GOP Track

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the Republican presidential candidate is only ever mentioned … Read moreA Profile of the Burning Bush

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

Genuine exam questions from Arizona’s new citizenship test Not long after being sworn-in, Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Douche signed a bill requiring the state’s high school students to pass the U.S. naturalization test in order to … Read moreAZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

What’s Wrong with the GOP’s “Hell No” Faction

Jim Hightower

The GOP, the party of “Hell No!” needs a break Ah, August — that time of year when the going gets tough … and Congress gets going. On vacation that is. And, to be fair, … Read moreWhat’s Wrong with the GOP’s “Hell No” Faction

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that they are all literally dead and represented … Read moreObama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare

Will Durst

Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary since, well… ever. Going back to 1899, … Read moreCantor: Crow, Medium Rare

The What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts

Jim Hightower

When the crazy strikes, Pat Roberts fights back. With more crazy. In “The Wizard of Oz,” Dorothy assessed the odd things she was experiencing and said to her little dog, “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re … Read moreThe What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts

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