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Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he faces if he follow his conscience — … Read moreProfiles in Cowardice: In Their Own Words
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side Iām on Think the whole thingās just a con Iām an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another I canāt pick which pol I druther … Read morePoem: ‘Primarily Independent’
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced her 2016 resolution was to “completely destroy” … Read moreHillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’
Timothy Ray Murray admitted his Tea Party career could be enhanced by his now half a brain, however. Tea Party candidate Timothy Ray Murray has changed his tune, and is now saying his Republican challenger, … Read moreTea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC ā House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obamaās claim that they are all literally dead and represented … Read moreObama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary since, well… ever. Going back to 1899, … Read moreCantor: Crow, Medium Rare