Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’

Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’

“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced her 2016 resolution was to “completely destroy” … Read moreHillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’

Tea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Tea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Timothy Ray Murray admitted his Tea Party career could be enhanced by his now half a brain, however. Tea Party candidate Timothy Ray Murray has changed his tune, and is now saying his Republican challenger, … Read moreTea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that they are all literally dead and represented … Read moreObama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies

Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare

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Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary since, well… ever. Going back to 1899, … Read moreCantor: Crow, Medium Rare

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