Trump Woos Black Voters
Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more
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Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more
Trump Changes Running Mates
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Vivek Ramaswamy
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican candidate for president Vivek Ramaswamy. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
God Wants DeSantis for 2024
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is hinting that he’ll challenge Trump in 2024, because that’s what God wants. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis claims to know what God wants, but … Read more
Endorsing a Wizard
Donald Trump is officially endorsing a wizard for the Senate, saying that he believes in Dr. Oz “because of all the wonderful things he does.” Late last week, … Read more
Halloween in Des Moines
Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates … Read more
Profiles in Cowardice: In Their Own Words
Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he … Read more
Poem: ‘Primarily Independent’
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another … Read more
Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
