Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a presidential debate between Republican Donald Trump and … Read moreFox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

The former half-term governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, said she was “just so darn happy-proud.” WASHINGTON — Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump’s presidential campaign manager. Trump hired the 2008 Republican vice-presidential … Read moreSarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

Trump University Students Have Reunion at Bankruptcy Court

Trump University Students Have Reunion at Bankruptcy Court

Trump University graduates recall ‘awesome times’ panhandling for meals. ALBANY, NEW YORK — Earlier today, two former Trump University students had an unscheduled reunion while waiting for their turn to tell a judge at bankruptcy … Read moreTrump University Students Have Reunion at Bankruptcy Court

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

“It’s my turn. Everyone knows it’s my turn, except him.” – Clinton WASHINGTON — A campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time today if Bernie Sanders had called to … Read moreFor 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany

Trump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany

Donald Trump pledges to blame socialists and Democrats when the Capitol Building is burned down shortly after he becomes president. WASHINGTON — Today, Republican presidential candidate and fascism-friendly billionaire Donald Trump dominated primary elections in … Read moreTrump Wins Big with Americans Regretting Not Growing Up in 1930s Germany

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential … Read moreBernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Corporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

Corporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

Media seeking to be ‘fair and balanced’ by adding vampire fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders. WASHINGTON — Today, a confidential memo between American corporate media outlets was leaked to the press. The memo … Read moreCorporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary

Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary

Hillary Clinton promises to give Bernie Sanders all of his policy positions back once she has won the Democratic presidential nomination. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential front-runner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promised … Read moreHillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary

Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded Americans the speaking fees and other forms … Read moreHillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal

Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

Bernie Sanders seen as fantasy candidate – too good to be true. WASHINGTON — Today, the results of a study by the news team at The Nil Admirari showed a sizable minority of American voters … Read moreAmericans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty

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