Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here! Hot Off The Fake Press!

Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here! Hot Off The Fake Press!

Suddenly fake news stories are the ‘In Thing’ and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going — fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your … Read more

Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!

Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!

Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible intelligence and insight he has uncovered our … Read more

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Elizabeth Warren Seeks Professional Help for OCD After Endorsing Clinton

Sources: Elizabeth Warren has not been able to stop showering since endorsing Hillary Clinton. BOSTON — Sources close to Elizabeth Warren say the Massachusetts Senator has checked herself into the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute at … Read more

Desperate GOP Makes Offer to Dems: ‘Cancel Election, Keep Obama’

Desperate GOP Makes Offer to Dems: ‘Cancel Election, Keep Obama’

‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In a stunning turn of events, the Republican … Read more

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Clinton Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet

“It’s my turn. Everyone knows it’s my turn, except him.” – Clinton WASHINGTON — A campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time today if Bernie Sanders had called to … Read more

Democrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

Will Durst

The Democrats are showing fangs: no longer just hopping around like baby rabbits playing tag in a shaded glen. And once again America reaches for the Tylenol after wrenching its collective back recoiling from the … Read more