Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, but only one optimally allows Baby Boomers … Read moreNew iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/10/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/10/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/10/16

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On first look, yes, the kangaroos, sheep, penguins … Read moreAnimal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology

6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology

New apps that could change your online habits in radical new ways. By Daniel Kahn Do you ever get tired of habitually checking your mobile phone notifications 3 minutes before you brush your teeth in … Read more6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology

New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right in their heads, where their brains used … Read moreNew Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14

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