Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies that are known around the world. Multi-talented, … Read moreNostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted

Kanye for President! No, Seriously.

Kanye for President! No, Seriously.

If egomaniac The Donald can do it, why not egomaniac The Kanye? “Let’s not forget that the Terminator once managed the eighth largest economy in the world, so why can’t I, a musician, entrepreneur and … Read moreKanye for President! No, Seriously.

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On first look, yes, the kangaroos, sheep, penguins … Read moreAnimal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

Adam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop

Adam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop

Crimes against comedy: The demise of Adam Sandler Pixels, the big screen equivalent of horse shit, came on the heels of The Cobbler, the biggest stinker of Adam Sandler’s career (which was also his lowest-grossing … Read moreAdam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop

Jared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood

Jared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood

Subway’s longtime spokesman, Jared Fogle, will be featured in major biopic. Once called “America’s 6-inch sweetheart,” Jared Fogle, Subway’s longtime spokesman, now finds himself in a world of trouble. In the words of Frederick DeLuca, … Read moreJared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into the demise of Hard Rock Café t-shirts, … Read moreA Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines

Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines

The 2016 presidential candidates filled us in on their (very strange) fitness programs. Most people think candidates only run their mouths, but according to reports, Hillary runs 20k every morning, Bobby Jindal performs the plank … Read morePresidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines

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