The Millennials: Generation Degenerate
Meet Generation Y, aka the Millennials They answer every question with a shrug. They use sepia-toned Instagram filters to boost their confidence, and the only way to kill … Read more
John Glynn
California Fires Spread to Pot Fields with Predictable Results
Smoke inhalation from wildfires can be a problem – except when it’s pot, it seems. California is in the midst of a biblical-like drought, and state leaders have … Read more
Almighty Swaps Son of God for New One: Jon Stewart
God taps Jon Stewart to replace ‘disappointing’ original He’s been regarded by millions as a superhuman being, a deity, a comedic god — but after more than 16 … Read more
Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”
Guests discuss party Obama birthday bash Tuesday night, shortly after describing himself as “50 + and fabulous,” President Obama celebrated his 54th birthday with a big celebration at … Read more
Sexy Apologist for Walter Palmer Defends Trophy Hunting
“Walter Palmer is my hero!” says Sabrina ‘Catnip’ Corgatelli, who likes a little exotic trophy hunting herself. “Walter Palmer is my hero, that trophy hunting dentist is free … Read more
Exclusive! Jericho, Brother of Cecil the Lion, Tells All!
Slain Cecil the Lion’s brother releases statement Jericho, the brother of Cecil the Lion, has released a statement on his website, lionizing-lions.com, and it reads: “It is I, … Read more
Keith Urban’s Shocking Addiction
Famous for his go-go lifestyle, few people know that an addiction to the game “Go” nearly derailed Keith Urban’s career. In a recent rant, much to the dismay … Read more
The Rise of the Seagull: ‘It’s like something out of a Hitchcock movie’
Seagulls have attacked Michael D. Higgins, the president of Ireland, and he plans to strike back. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a seagull is “a large, common, usually … Read more
Walter Palmer: It Gets Worse
Lion killing dentist Walter Palmer has more skeletons – literally – in his closet. Walter Palmer, the American Rambo impersonator, who shot, killed and then took a selfie … Read more
Metal Gear Mullah: Taliban Leader Found Dead
Taliban fighter evades capture, but succumbs to gaming addiction Dec 1st, 2001 — the date Mullah Mohammad Omar fled Kandahar, Afghanistan’s second-largest city, on the back of his … Read more
