Last Train to Clarksville: 2020

Last Train to Clarksville: 2020
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more

Keith Urban’s Shocking Addiction

Keith Urban’s Shocking Addiction
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.

Famous for his go-go lifestyle, few people know that an addiction to the game “Go” nearly derailed Keith Urban’s career. In a recent rant, much to the dismay … Read more

Rihanna’s Video & Greece: Rockin’ Out with Her Glock Out

Rihanna’s Video & Greece: Rockin’ Out with Her Glock Out
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.

Everyone’s talking about how violent Rihanna’s new song is, but how will it affect geopolitics? The warning message accompanying the latest video from pop provocateur Rihanna reads: “Scenes … Read more

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