Kristopher Wood

Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

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What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response

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A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response

“We are never getting back together” – a Taylor Swift playlist to help you deal with Trump’s pandemic response. Jan. 22, 2020: “We have it totally under control. … Read more

Last Train to Clarksville: 2020

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Last Train to Clarksville: 2020

The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more

Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous

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Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous

A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more

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