‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York.
- Sbarro’s pizza
- Knicks tickets
- A mariachi band and it’s Showtime! in one car on the F train
- Tickets for Stomp! in 1998
- The Naked Cowboy’s out of shape cousin Phil Cowboy
- An open mic night, but all the male comedians just started listening to Joe Rogan’s podcast yesterday
- Musical theater majors living upstairs
- A conversation with someone who kayaks in the Hudson River
- Food from Trump Grill in Trump Tower
- A resident of Park Slope
- The guy who blocks an entire aisle at The Strand reading a Jay Leno biography, knowing he’s not going to buy it
- Someone who used to live in New York ten years ago
- An audiobook of Rudy Guiliani’s biography, read by Rudy Guiliani
- That creepy guy hanging around outside the bathrooms in Radio City Music Hall. You know, because of the art
- The Mister Softee jingle performed by Maroon 5 on loop
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Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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