In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more