Statue of Liberty Heartbroken: ‘Goodbye, Cruel World!’

Statue of Liberty Heartbroken: ‘Goodbye, Cruel World!’
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more

White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location

White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/26/19

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/26/19
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

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